max …………. (im evil)
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i have autism really bad guys im sorry
wife haver. wife lover. wife fucker.
she/they . MDNI . im 26
wife haver. wife lover. wife fucker.
she/they . MDNI . im 26
what the hell is going on over here
November 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
what the hell is going on over here
the ultimate lesbian carabiner
August 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
the ultimate lesbian carabiner
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did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag
August 6, 2024 at 2:31 PM
did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag
NEW NAILS !!!!!!!! by me :3
June 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
NEW NAILS !!!!!!!! by me :3
it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c
June 23, 2024 at 10:05 AM
it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c
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ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip
June 23, 2024 at 10:02 AM
ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip
who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling
June 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling
who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c
I just got lots of new colours
¹($15 to cover materials and time)
I just got lots of new colours
¹($15 to cover materials and time)
June 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c
I just got lots of new colours
¹($15 to cover materials and time)
I just got lots of new colours
¹($15 to cover materials and time)
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hi im chew toy
June 18, 2024 at 9:02 AM
hi im chew toy
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if i had a penny for every time someone said they wanted to get me pregnant in this dress my wife would have to give me like four pennies
June 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
if i had a penny for every time someone said they wanted to get me pregnant in this dress my wife would have to give me like four pennies
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I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore
June 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore
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happy pride month, new profile picture what's up 💖
June 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
happy pride month, new profile picture what's up 💖
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i had a dream i was a weird creature thing that got loose in a national park and i was just stealing peoples bags and eating trash and they had to send an even more fucked up creature thing after me to bring my shenanigans to a halt but i killed that creature with my bare hands (and teeth)
June 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
i had a dream i was a weird creature thing that got loose in a national park and i was just stealing peoples bags and eating trash and they had to send an even more fucked up creature thing after me to bring my shenanigans to a halt but i killed that creature with my bare hands (and teeth)
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this hrose is how I feel whenever I post something that sends me into hysterics but no one thinks it’s as funny . man . HAHA
February 10, 2024 at 9:54 AM
this hrose is how I feel whenever I post something that sends me into hysterics but no one thinks it’s as funny . man . HAHA
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scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the
February 13, 2024 at 10:59 AM
scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the
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getting a dog toy tattooed on my bicep so my puppy wife can chew on it whenever she wants
February 18, 2024 at 6:34 AM
getting a dog toy tattooed on my bicep so my puppy wife can chew on it whenever she wants
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Forcing my cat to remember all of his 9 lives with 40hz binaural audio
February 11, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Forcing my cat to remember all of his 9 lives with 40hz binaural audio
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lube spotted 🫵😲
February 26, 2024 at 7:38 AM
lube spotted 🫵😲
I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore
June 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore
Armand de Fazbear 5 Nights in San Fransisco
June 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Armand de Fazbear 5 Nights in San Fransisco
cuddling is not enough I need our hearts to physically touch one and other
June 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
cuddling is not enough I need our hearts to physically touch one and other
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my problem is that i always want to buy something
June 12, 2024 at 6:57 AM
my problem is that i always want to buy something
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i don’t have anything clever to say so here’s my ass
i went to work and then came home and applied for like 30 jobs in addition to the 20 i applied for on my lunch break
i just wanna be the cute clocky receptionist that tells bad jokes cmon bro
i went to work and then came home and applied for like 30 jobs in addition to the 20 i applied for on my lunch break
i just wanna be the cute clocky receptionist that tells bad jokes cmon bro
June 12, 2024 at 2:46 PM
i don’t have anything clever to say so here’s my ass
i went to work and then came home and applied for like 30 jobs in addition to the 20 i applied for on my lunch break
i just wanna be the cute clocky receptionist that tells bad jokes cmon bro
i went to work and then came home and applied for like 30 jobs in addition to the 20 i applied for on my lunch break
i just wanna be the cute clocky receptionist that tells bad jokes cmon bro
due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it.
victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM
due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it.
victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!