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maxsplaining.bsky.social
max …………. (im evil)
@maxsplaining.bsky.social
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i have autism really bad guys im sorry

wife haver. wife lover. wife fucker.

she/they . MDNI . im 26
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maxsplaining.bsky.social
the ultimate lesbian carabiner
Max, a white person with short brown hair and tattoos visible on their arms, standing in the aisle of a home hardware store. They are wearing a black t-shirt, and black button up pants. They have a comically large, silver carabiner clipped to their belt loop. Max, a white person with tattoos visible on their arms, standing in the aisle of a home hardware store. They are wearing a black t-shirt, and black button up pants. The photo is centred on their torso and thighs to better highlight the comically large size of the carabiner clipped to their belt loop. Everything above the shoulders and below mid-thigh outside of the frame.
August 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag
Max, a white person, looking at the camera with a silly face, showing two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe Max, a white person, turned to show the profile of their face, showing off two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe
August 6, 2024 at 2:31 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
NEW NAILS !!!!!!!! by me :3
A white womans hand, palm facing the camera, with the fingers curled forward to show her nails. The nails are a very natural colour with two hearts on the thumb. One of the hearts is purple and the other is green
June 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c
A photo of my thumb showing my nail painted in the 0855 colour by Modelones gel polish
June 23, 2024 at 10:05 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling
Cassie, a white woman, holding a small dog shaped wheat pack
June 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c

I just got lots of new colours

¹($15 to cover materials and time)
a ring of nail polish swatches showing a rainbow of colours
June 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore
My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress, a closer shot showing the strawberries and blueberry print on the dress
June 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
VICTIM THREE !!!!!! my 67yo dads toes !!!!!

he has 11 toenails and only 10 toes due to a chisel accident
A white mans feet showing purple nail polish
June 15, 2024 at 7:20 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
VICTIM TWO. !!!!! MY MOTHERS FINGIES AND TOES !!!!
a white womans hands showing light pink nail polish A white woman’s feet showing bright red nail polish
June 15, 2024 at 7:19 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it.

victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie, a white woman, wearing a soft pink robe and her hands crossed near her face, showing her pink gel nails big head pic of Cassie (angle is zoomed out and makes her head look like a reverse teardrop alien shape)
June 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
It worked btw
Cassie licking a bowl
June 12, 2024 at 12:02 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
omg they’re kissing
cow socks and cat socks on feet and the toes are touching like the two animals are kissing
June 11, 2024 at 11:07 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
yall I really tied this shit on and then my wife said HOLE CLOSED TONIGHT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ and now what .
censored pic of max wearing boxers with a rope harness around her hips
June 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
Ah you don’t need to improve it you just need to do it fast as fuck . case in point my signature my friend made me in like idk year 10 looked like the bottom one and now it looks like the ones above it , sometimes even worse
signatures
June 8, 2024 at 11:01 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
I have a quiz for you guys . out of these two photos who’s the fem who’s the masc .
maxsplaining with her ass in the air and an exquisite arch cassierole with her ass in the air and no arch at all, 45 degree angle in fact
June 8, 2024 at 10:16 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
no genuinely if anyone wants to help . i will send you my silly little goodnotes notebook that has all our things that we have in it and you can try to arrange it
a blueprint of a room drawn in the goodnotes app. it’s accompanied by measurements as well as furniture the same blueprint of a room drawn in goodnotes, this one does not have any furniture included
June 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
the way she had to google this then got so embarrassed
a white woman holding a phone in one hand and eating a pizza with the other with a google search open on her phone A close up of the same Google search from the prior image, showing a search of the acronym “AKC”, with results showing the American Kennel Club website as the top result
May 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
country girls make do (?)
a vibrator shaped like a 3 armed cactus
May 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK????? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN REAL LIGHT LAST NIGHT ???? everyone shame her 🫵😖 @queencassierole.bsky.social
Side profile of max with a horrendous purple hickey on the side of their neck
May 26, 2024 at 6:02 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
when u joke too much about your prey fighting back and they actually do :/
@queencassierole.bsky.social
Max pulls down the collar of her shirt to reveal bruising and biting on her neck, in pinkish red lighting
May 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
I still have no idea how to do the top layer at all 😔 when you move the first two layers you can visualise where the piece is moving but the top layer since they all move at once and you don’t fuck up the bottom two layers it’s much harder
A screenshot of the DS game RUBIK’s world A screenshot of the DA game Rubik’s World in an emulator showing a Rubik’s cube
May 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
I have figured out how to solve the first 2 layers of a Rubik’s cube with just one hand. I still cannot solve the last layer with just one hand nor both hands

to accompany this fact here is my outfit from today as well as my silly little AFL player hairdo
Max, a white person, wearing black cuffed pants and a check button up shirt, taking a selfie in the mirror A close up of max, a white person, taking a selfie in the mirror, showing how their hair flicks up at the back
May 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
same day
A scene from Cars 2 playing on an iPad (it’s red because of a nighttime filter) with captioning that reads “All right, then. And when she starts gigglin’, prepare to be squirted.” Two beautifully cooked toasted sandwiches in a camping jaffle iron
April 27, 2024 at 3:10 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
I have a 17 second PB on the NYT mini btw 🫶🫶🫶
A blue square with a darker blue square inside it, and a white star inside that. Underneath it reads “Congratulations! You solved the mini in 0:17 seconds” Below that it has an outlined box with a trophy drawing inside, on the left. Next to the trophy reads “See your friends times on the leaderboard”
April 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
maxsplaining.bsky.social
HERES MY WILD CLAY THAT I FILTERED AND PROCESSED INTO A USABLE MEDIUM EVERYONE !!!!!
a bunch of sloppy wet clay from a lake in a linen hammock so it can dry out to a more usable consistency The linen clay hammock pegged closed and tied between two chairs to allow excess water to drain from the clay
April 10, 2024 at 5:15 AM