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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
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beginning to think this is not really about stopping sandwich crime www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Law and Order: Sandwich Crimes Unit
Serving justice to sandwich-wielding offenders takes expertise.
www.theatlantic.com
August 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
beginning to think this is not really about stopping sandwich crime www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Bringing a bumbershoot of pulchritude to a svelte scimitar fight.
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bringing a bumbershoot of pulchritude to a svelte scimitar fight.
Great, radioactive super-villain wasps was just what I needed to round out my 2025 bingo card. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Radioactive wasp nest discovered at nuclear waste storage site in South Carolina
Wasp nest was destroyed and disposed of after discovery near tanks used to store liquid nuclear waste
www.theguardian.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Great, radioactive super-villain wasps was just what I needed to round out my 2025 bingo card. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Two wonderful kitties need one wonderful home.
Danbury, CT: I am pleased to be able to provide this update on Cloak and Romper. DAWS has now seen what we all knew already. They are a bonded pair. They have also updated photos.
Please help Cloak and Romper find a new home by sharing this information. Thank you.
www.petfinder.com/cat/cloak-an...
Please help Cloak and Romper find a new home by sharing this information. Thank you.
www.petfinder.com/cat/cloak-an...
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Two wonderful kitties need one wonderful home.
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This is Mako. He has no regard for law and order, and more importantly, no regrets. 13/10
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is Mako. He has no regard for law and order, and more importantly, no regrets. 13/10
So *now* Israel thinks striking hospitals is bad? Huh.
June 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So *now* Israel thinks striking hospitals is bad? Huh.
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) has decided that she shall not walk or run anymore. Instead she shall hop-skip-JUMP from puddle to puddle with mud splashing and squeals of happy excitement. Mum doesn't seem to mind. What's a bit of mess when it's this much fun? (1)
A tiny human (2?) has decided that she shall not walk or run anymore. Instead she shall hop-skip-JUMP from puddle to puddle with mud splashing and squeals of happy excitement. Mum doesn't seem to mind. What's a bit of mess when it's this much fun? (1)
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) has decided that she shall not walk or run anymore. Instead she shall hop-skip-JUMP from puddle to puddle with mud splashing and squeals of happy excitement. Mum doesn't seem to mind. What's a bit of mess when it's this much fun? (1)
A tiny human (2?) has decided that she shall not walk or run anymore. Instead she shall hop-skip-JUMP from puddle to puddle with mud splashing and squeals of happy excitement. Mum doesn't seem to mind. What's a bit of mess when it's this much fun? (1)
RIP, Ms Switt. Loved your work.
May 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
RIP, Ms Switt. Loved your work.
Thank goodness!
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thank goodness!
Can't wait to hear Joni Ernst's take on cake-eating.
May 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can't wait to hear Joni Ernst's take on cake-eating.
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This is Reese. She was offered a chicken nugget, but to eat it she would have to give up her hot sauce toy. Can't believe you're making her choose. 13/10
May 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is Reese. She was offered a chicken nugget, but to eat it she would have to give up her hot sauce toy. Can't believe you're making her choose. 13/10
GO BRUUUUUUUUCE!!!
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/a...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/a...
Springsteen Releases EP Including Remarks That Angered Trump
www.nytimes.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
GO BRUUUUUUUUCE!!!
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/a...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/a...
@nytimes.com You botched this headline; @reuters.com got it right. NYT, please do better.
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@nytimes.com You botched this headline; @reuters.com got it right. NYT, please do better.
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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New from me: Everything feels overwhelming. But here is a tangible thing you can do: write a comment to oppose Trump's plan to convert 50,000 career civil servants into political appointees. Deadline is May 23. Please share!
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...
Here is a specific thing you can do to fight Trump's politicization of public services
Plus: what I wrote in Science about the revised Schedule F
donmoynihan.substack.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
New from me: Everything feels overwhelming. But here is a tangible thing you can do: write a comment to oppose Trump's plan to convert 50,000 career civil servants into political appointees. Deadline is May 23. Please share!
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...
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Supreme Court Rules Trump Has Immunity For Any Crime Committed Between 9 And 5
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May 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Supreme Court Rules Trump Has Immunity For Any Crime Committed Between 9 And 5
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Oh, look. Elon's not the only one who can do something bafflingly stupid with a chainsaw. At least these morons got convicted.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/w...
How the Strange Case of the Sycamore Gap Tree Was Solved
www.nytimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh, look. Elon's not the only one who can do something bafflingly stupid with a chainsaw. At least these morons got convicted.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/w...
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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
May 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39