*flashes thumbs up to my assigned AI FBI agent*
*flashes thumbs up to my assigned AI FBI agent*
"If she offers you cookies, don't eat them. They're not poisoned, she's just an awful cook."
"If she offers you cookies, don't eat them. They're not poisoned, she's just an awful cook."
"I put in a transfer request last week. Really hope I can get reassigned before Christmas. "
"I put in a transfer request last week. Really hope I can get reassigned before Christmas. "
"I just got into my car and drove until I hit the coast. You know, i joined [redacted] to take down criminals, bad men...but I can still hear that song in my dreams. Once she sinks her claw into you, its like she wont let go."
"I just got into my car and drove until I hit the coast. You know, i joined [redacted] to take down criminals, bad men...but I can still hear that song in my dreams. Once she sinks her claw into you, its like she wont let go."
"Yea, this whole thing is a ruse. I know she's trying to get deported to avoid paying passport fees. "
"Last week she played Baby Shark on 24-hour loop. We lost a good man that day"
"Yea, this whole thing is a ruse. I know she's trying to get deported to avoid paying passport fees. "
"Last week she played Baby Shark on 24-hour loop. We lost a good man that day"
"Timeless classic"
"I couldn't have said it better myself...wait! What are you writing? Don't say i said that!"
"Such a personal dive into nature and human psychology. God, I hope she stays in therapy"
"Timeless classic"
"I couldn't have said it better myself...wait! What are you writing? Don't say i said that!"
"Such a personal dive into nature and human psychology. God, I hope she stays in therapy"
You think I won't throw a bucket of water on your expensive shit, but with every passing day, I grow more restless, more feral
You think I won't throw a bucket of water on your expensive shit, but with every passing day, I grow more restless, more feral