The Broken Hearthstone
maybe-ok.bsky.social
The Broken Hearthstone
@maybe-ok.bsky.social
The worst inn this side of Stormwind
And why stop there, plaster the whole internet with grotesque AI generative nudity of male politicans and billionaires, the more fragile the egos the better.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My bad, I was dissociating about all previous horrors, to date
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I'm sure the creepy shit he's said on camera over the years is nothing to worry about and not an indicator of character or behavior.

*flashes thumbs up to my assigned AI FBI agent*
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"She'll joke about us like we are not even listening...it really hurts my feelings"

"If she offers you cookies, don't eat them. They're not poisoned, she's just an awful cook."
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"She's kind of like those girls you'd find in a horror movie. The one that smiles at you as the walls start to bleed."

"I put in a transfer request last week. Really hope I can get reassigned before Christmas. "
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Billie quit, he sent us a postcard from Florida."

"I just got into my car and drove until I hit the coast. You know, i joined [redacted] to take down criminals, bad men...but I can still hear that song in my dreams. Once she sinks her claw into you, its like she wont let go."
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
💫Bonus reviews from the [redacted] unmarked van that monitors her online activity💫

"Yea, this whole thing is a ruse. I know she's trying to get deported to avoid paying passport fees. "

"Last week she played Baby Shark on 24-hour loop. We lost a good man that day"
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
⭐️What the Critics are saying⭐️

"Timeless classic"

"I couldn't have said it better myself...wait! What are you writing? Don't say i said that!"

"Such a personal dive into nature and human psychology. God, I hope she stays in therapy"
September 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Boom boom sparkle sparkle is cool and all, but have you tried shutting the fuck up?
You think I won't throw a bucket of water on your expensive shit, but with every passing day, I grow more restless, more feral
July 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM