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"Why I'd Rather Be Autistic Than A Raging Narcissistic : A Memoir"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
"He's not in any of the photos"
Of course not, that's because he's the real victim in all this. Not the children.
All the fully blacked-out photos are him blowing other dudes.
Hey now, when your buisness keeps going bankrupt, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
Of course not, that's because he's the real victim in all this. Not the children.
All the fully blacked-out photos are him blowing other dudes.
Hey now, when your buisness keeps going bankrupt, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"He's not in any of the photos"
Of course not, that's because he's the real victim in all this. Not the children.
All the fully blacked-out photos are him blowing other dudes.
Hey now, when your buisness keeps going bankrupt, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
Of course not, that's because he's the real victim in all this. Not the children.
All the fully blacked-out photos are him blowing other dudes.
Hey now, when your buisness keeps going bankrupt, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
More committed to the bit than I should be
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
More committed to the bit than I should be
*gets raptured on a clerical error*
Later that day...
Jesus: who keeps teaching the cherubs how to swear?
Later that day...
Jesus: who keeps teaching the cherubs how to swear?
September 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*gets raptured on a clerical error*
Later that day...
Jesus: who keeps teaching the cherubs how to swear?
Later that day...
Jesus: who keeps teaching the cherubs how to swear?
Breaking News!
Syphilitic old man suggests pregnant women need to "tough it out"
Now, back to Terry for sports!
*Terry sobbing under the desk* I don't know anymore. They took away all my weather balloons
Syphilitic old man suggests pregnant women need to "tough it out"
Now, back to Terry for sports!
*Terry sobbing under the desk* I don't know anymore. They took away all my weather balloons
September 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Breaking News!
Syphilitic old man suggests pregnant women need to "tough it out"
Now, back to Terry for sports!
*Terry sobbing under the desk* I don't know anymore. They took away all my weather balloons
Syphilitic old man suggests pregnant women need to "tough it out"
Now, back to Terry for sports!
*Terry sobbing under the desk* I don't know anymore. They took away all my weather balloons
The leading cause of autism is a lack of sex education and condoms.
Where do I apply for my Nobel Peace Prize?
Where do I apply for my Nobel Peace Prize?
September 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The leading cause of autism is a lack of sex education and condoms.
Where do I apply for my Nobel Peace Prize?
Where do I apply for my Nobel Peace Prize?
"Why I'd Rather Be Autistic Than A Raging Narcissistic : A Memoir"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
September 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Why I'd Rather Be Autistic Than A Raging Narcissistic : A Memoir"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
Brought to you by the acclaimed author of "I Dare a Bitch to Start" and "Sexual Predators Should Be Tossed Into Volcanos"
Getting ahead of this thing today by saying "Bitch said what about autism?"
Deep breaths. Deep, deep breaths
Deep breaths. Deep, deep breaths
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Getting ahead of this thing today by saying "Bitch said what about autism?"
Deep breaths. Deep, deep breaths
Deep breaths. Deep, deep breaths
*checks out books* on: building frog dwellings (those mosquitos have fucked around and will be finding out next year.), how to draw chibi, identifying toxic mushrooms, and a villagelife/farming videogame
the federal agent whose monitoring my activity: *squints at the screen*
the federal agent whose monitoring my activity: *squints at the screen*
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*checks out books* on: building frog dwellings (those mosquitos have fucked around and will be finding out next year.), how to draw chibi, identifying toxic mushrooms, and a villagelife/farming videogame
the federal agent whose monitoring my activity: *squints at the screen*
the federal agent whose monitoring my activity: *squints at the screen*
Can pollen be used like pocketsand? Asking for a friend
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can pollen be used like pocketsand? Asking for a friend
There are 2 types of people. Those who know they have pet spiders, and those who don't.
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There are 2 types of people. Those who know they have pet spiders, and those who don't.
Oh, to be a dog snoring under/on/in a pile of freshly warmed laundry
September 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh, to be a dog snoring under/on/in a pile of freshly warmed laundry
Congratulations to that one person on my street who cannot read a goddamm calendar. July 4th was yesterday. Shut the fuck up
July 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Congratulations to that one person on my street who cannot read a goddamm calendar. July 4th was yesterday. Shut the fuck up
Asking the real questions tonight, like...
What's a gal got to do to get reincarnated as a jellyfish?
What's a gal got to do to get reincarnated as a jellyfish?
July 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Asking the real questions tonight, like...
What's a gal got to do to get reincarnated as a jellyfish?
What's a gal got to do to get reincarnated as a jellyfish?
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
once again I must tap my own sign
*stares into the abyss*
Abyss: *stares back*
*stares even harder*
Abyss: *blushes*🥰 oh stop it, you 😘
Abyss: *stares back*
*stares even harder*
Abyss: *blushes*🥰 oh stop it, you 😘
May 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*stares into the abyss*
Abyss: *stares back*
*stares even harder*
Abyss: *blushes*🥰 oh stop it, you 😘
Abyss: *stares back*
*stares even harder*
Abyss: *blushes*🥰 oh stop it, you 😘
This bill is a poisoned apple. My dear snow white, why don't you take a bite?
May 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This bill is a poisoned apple. My dear snow white, why don't you take a bite?
35 years ago I was evicted from the abyss. Honestly, poor planning on my part.
May 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
35 years ago I was evicted from the abyss. Honestly, poor planning on my part.
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Growing up I was taught that we didn't have kings in the USA, but here we are.
May 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Growing up I was taught that we didn't have kings in the USA, but here we are.
Spring cleaning: 0.000003% complete
May 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Spring cleaning: 0.000003% complete
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Reposted by The Broken Hearthstone
it’s get your shit together sunday
April 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
it’s get your shit together sunday
April 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
April 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Americas starter Pokémon
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Americas starter Pokémon