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May May Graves
@maymaygraves.bsky.social
Single mom, I hate my grandchildren, don't know how to use Facebook, but willing to learn.
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Morning thoughts

People can joke about how annoying gym selfie and sobriety posts are, but im not allowed to make make jokes about folks posting drunk messy behavior on a tuesday?

ON A TUESDAY MARY?
August 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Everytime I see a facebook post and how bullying and dog piling is a problem in the scene, its always the worst perpetrators commenting "THIS!!"
August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Azaelia Banks being anti-gay and anti-trans ironically WAS on my bingo card this year. The other stuff was just for the bonus square. 🙃
July 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I've been trying to tell yall. Drag television does NOT want to see May May Graves on your tv screens.
June 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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NEW MAY MAY TRACK: Buried Alive (Feat Angelspit)
May May Graves is back from the dead in her most EVIL new single, BURIED ALIVE (feat. Angelspit).
open.spotify.com/track/0niLFL...

#ebm #staycreepy #darkwave #CyberPunk #DragPerformer #QueenOfBurlesque #DragQueen #LGBTQ
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Buried Alive
May May Graves, Angelspit · Buried Alive · Song · 2025
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May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Now that I've gotten paid (late), I can confidently say that most "queer" fetish events are poorly put together and put on by straight men for a bunch of other straight white men who look like Hank Hill who walk disturbingly younger girls on a leash around the club.
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Slamming your weights does not make you sound stronger 😭😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I need producers to know that you cannot nail down a booking fee for a number and then suddenly tack on a shit ton of extra work and expect it for free?? Like tell me why I am suddenly overworked and underpaid?
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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NEW TRACK: Final Girl (Feat Angelspit)
"Final Girl" is an homage to 80s Slashers, guaranteed to help you run, hide and (maybe) survive.
open.spotify.com/track/01LcMN...

#ebm #darkwave #CyberPunk #DragPerformer #DallasDrag #DragQueen #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social
Final Girl
May May Graves, Angelspit · Final Girl · Song · 2025
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April 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Welp, after 5 years of not going, I am reminded why I don't go to the bathhouse anymore.

All yall hoes know me 🫠

I was in the papers ONCE and now you gotta ruin a moment with, "did you work JR's tonight?"

SIR BEND BACK OVER PLEASE.
April 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A man came up to me today and said, "I don't know if you remember me, but we met in 2001" and I said, "that's impossible, because I was in 1st grade. I came to dallas in 2013"

"Oh, then it must've been 2004"

"4th grade"

"Anyway, we went on a few dates then realized there was no chemistry."

????
March 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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TEXAS! We are coming your way to spread filth across your Lone Star State. Idol Worship: An Evening w/ Mink Stole & Peaches Christ; Dallas 4/5, Austin 4/7, & Houston on 4/9 with special guests @maymaygraves.bsky.social @xochimochi.bsky.social @louisiannapurchase.bsky.social
youtu.be/iKTQfx5sLNI?...
Idol Worship THE TEXAS TOUR: An Evening with Peaches Christ & Mink Stole
YouTube video by Peaches Christ
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March 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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NEW TRACK: Deadhead (May May Graves Vs Angelspit)
Guaranteed to be a mindfxxk made of multiple body parts sewn together and thrown into a bit crusher. Perfect for only the sexiest autopsy.
open.spotify.com/track/3dqHC6...
#ebm #darkwave#CyberPunk #DragQueen #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social
Deadhead
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March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
... did my landlord of 4 years just call my husband of 10 years my "roommate"? 🙃🙃🙃
March 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I would've been a superstar if that reality show hosted by Bruce Campbell never got cancelled.
March 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The way Trump and Vance just gaslighted Zelensky like 2 narcissistic conservative parents who's child just came out.
February 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm gonna need this guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock to stop following me around the gym, and staring at me. This ain't The Birds, Al, so stop watchin' 😭
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My hard opinion is that its ok to criticize Dolly Parton and we don't need to "protect her at all costs"

Shes great, her music is great, her charity work is admirable, but her empire of public image relies on being apolitical and playing to both sides, which is reasonable to be irked about. 🤘
February 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Not the white gays dressed as sexy handmaids on the Atlantis Cruise 😭😭😭😭
February 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Drunk twink walked into JR's and said, "you may not remember, but I met you 5 years ago, and im so happy to see you FINALLY on cast here."

Ma'am, I've been on cast at JR's for a decade 😭
February 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I just know those astronauts are gonna look like a blobfish out of water when they get down from there.
February 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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May May Graves just took home her second win as "Best Drag Queen" at this year's Dallas Entertainment Awards!
Check out her single "Gravedancer" (with more to come)!
music.apple.com/us/album/gra...

#ebm #darkwave #CyberPunk #DallasDrag #QueenOfBurlesque #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM