Hillary Klingon
@mayonnaisebuttho.bsky.social
i'm just here to bully my wife
@mudwhale.bsky.social please don’t let Murphy eat as much ice cream as she’s going to try to order.
August 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@mudwhale.bsky.social please don’t let Murphy eat as much ice cream as she’s going to try to order.
I’m so proud of my stinky wife. I bullied her off of Bluesky so she’ll never see this.
DC's Trans Rights Festival Liberation Weekend Brought An Urgent DIY Spirit To The Fore
Some of my best memories from my years going to shows in Washington, DC were made on the dancefloors of Black Cat and DC9 Nightclub. Last weekend, these DC indie music strongholds, located a few block...
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June 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m so proud of my stinky wife. I bullied her off of Bluesky so she’ll never see this.
My friend and I rode our bikes 200 miles across Michigan, and I think that's neat.
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My friend and I rode our bikes 200 miles across Michigan, and I think that's neat.
I can't crimp my hair tomorrow, I'll be late for the bus.
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I can't crimp my hair tomorrow, I'll be late for the bus.
I love my son.
March 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I love my son.
I'm tired of looking at really bald dudes.
March 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm tired of looking at really bald dudes.
They laid off everyone in my office except me, so I get to loudly listen to books about whales and their penises without headphones.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
They laid off everyone in my office except me, so I get to loudly listen to books about whales and their penises without headphones.
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biscuits and gravy 🥴
March 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
biscuits and gravy 🥴
We love friends and wives.
March 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We love friends and wives.
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no thoughts, no abilities, only reading books about maritime history and ice disasters
March 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
no thoughts, no abilities, only reading books about maritime history and ice disasters
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I’m getting this for my wife, she loves a fish that is also something else.
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m getting this for my wife, she loves a fish that is also something else.
Retiring in Nantucket whether my wife likes it or not.
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Retiring in Nantucket whether my wife likes it or not.
Sometimes, I watch a movie and remember that I really like Simon & Garfunkel.
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sometimes, I watch a movie and remember that I really like Simon & Garfunkel.
Hey internet, quick question. Do you need a recipe to make a quesadilla and do you think you're hot shit when you read one? Asking for no reason at all.
February 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey internet, quick question. Do you need a recipe to make a quesadilla and do you think you're hot shit when you read one? Asking for no reason at all.
I have seen Paul Dano in a while, but I'm sure I'll be upset about his haircut.
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have seen Paul Dano in a while, but I'm sure I'll be upset about his haircut.
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Buttered toast: one of life’s simple pleasures.
February 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Buttered toast: one of life’s simple pleasures.
Carbonara is just a long bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
February 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Carbonara is just a long bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
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February 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don't usually try to be a real person on the internet, but everything feels so dreadful all the time, it's nice to have a partner through it all. Here's two people being really in love. Happy Valentine's Day @bardicroots.me
February 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don't usually try to be a real person on the internet, but everything feels so dreadful all the time, it's nice to have a partner through it all. Here's two people being really in love. Happy Valentine's Day @bardicroots.me
In Glorious Bass Turds.
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In Glorious Bass Turds.
Don't ever try to make me watch something that isn't Gilmore Girls.
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Don't ever try to make me watch something that isn't Gilmore Girls.
Just ate a really good sausage.
February 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just ate a really good sausage.
My wife thinks it would be embarrassing for you to find out that I like to mix coconut and raspberry La Croix because I think it tastes like lip gloss. Unrelated, remember the Vanilla Tootsie Roll Lipsmackers?
February 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My wife thinks it would be embarrassing for you to find out that I like to mix coconut and raspberry La Croix because I think it tastes like lip gloss. Unrelated, remember the Vanilla Tootsie Roll Lipsmackers?
Big bag of chips and a nap.
February 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Big bag of chips and a nap.
Hey internet, just a quick update on the cookie situation. She ate too many, convinced herself she had food poisoning, and fell asleep at 7:30.
None of you can tell my wife I just had two cookies
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hey internet, just a quick update on the cookie situation. She ate too many, convinced herself she had food poisoning, and fell asleep at 7:30.