Yolk & Oil
@mayonnaisehands.bsky.social
Middle aged single parent of two cats and one husband.
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Yolk & Oil
@mayonnaisehands.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I had a nightmare that I was drinking a Diet Coke
Terrorism's the surgical strike capability of the oppressed.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Terrorism's the surgical strike capability of the oppressed.
You know you're cooked when your FYP is serving you bleeding Nazis in Minneapolis, an orange cat with one brain cell, people screaming obscenities in ICEs face as they're trying to kidnap brown people, an Italian Greyhound with the zoomies...
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You know you're cooked when your FYP is serving you bleeding Nazis in Minneapolis, an orange cat with one brain cell, people screaming obscenities in ICEs face as they're trying to kidnap brown people, an Italian Greyhound with the zoomies...
Why is no one talking about how depending on what factory they're made in, Cheetos Puffs are wildly different chips!
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Why is no one talking about how depending on what factory they're made in, Cheetos Puffs are wildly different chips!
I guess I'm having what the kids call a Crash Out over Heated Rivalry and my sister
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I guess I'm having what the kids call a Crash Out over Heated Rivalry and my sister
Who knew that Minneapolis was going to be where the revolution was going to start.
Fuck Nazis. Fuck ICE.
Fuck Nazis. Fuck ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Who knew that Minneapolis was going to be where the revolution was going to start.
Fuck Nazis. Fuck ICE.
Fuck Nazis. Fuck ICE.
My partner chopping onions: They call me the human mandoline.
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
My partner chopping onions: They call me the human mandoline.
Putin has been in Trump's ear about Greenland for over a year at this point. Whoever controls the shipping lanes has control of so so so so so so much.
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Putin has been in Trump's ear about Greenland for over a year at this point. Whoever controls the shipping lanes has control of so so so so so so much.
When talking about my partners cooking as of late
Me: Are you in your fusion era?
Him: I'm in my jazz era.
Me: Are you in your fusion era?
Him: I'm in my jazz era.
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When talking about my partners cooking as of late
Me: Are you in your fusion era?
Him: I'm in my jazz era.
Me: Are you in your fusion era?
Him: I'm in my jazz era.
Crying over the vote to dissolve the Corporation for Public Broadcasting was not something I thought was going to happen
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Crying over the vote to dissolve the Corporation for Public Broadcasting was not something I thought was going to happen
When Kessler Syndrome inevitably blows up all the Starlink satellites and there is too much debris in lower orbit to launch anything into space, can we please call it Musk Dust?
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
When Kessler Syndrome inevitably blows up all the Starlink satellites and there is too much debris in lower orbit to launch anything into space, can we please call it Musk Dust?
Lamenting the life of MTV
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Lamenting the life of MTV
Balatro is the math singularity
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Balatro is the math singularity
I was the panic princess yesterday
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I was the panic princess yesterday
*Listening to Fortress Around Your Heart*
I cannot like Sting. It goes against my brand.
I cannot like Sting. It goes against my brand.
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*Listening to Fortress Around Your Heart*
I cannot like Sting. It goes against my brand.
I cannot like Sting. It goes against my brand.
Listening to the mix tape that was in the boom box I purchased at the estate sale is a great soundtrack to the lazy Saturday morning I'm having
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Listening to the mix tape that was in the boom box I purchased at the estate sale is a great soundtrack to the lazy Saturday morning I'm having
What stage of grief is the profit stage?
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What stage of grief is the profit stage?
Reposted by Yolk & Oil
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
What's the best rap lyric?
"Come on, have sex on rugs that's Persian." Notorious B.I.G.
"Come on, have sex on rugs that's Persian." Notorious B.I.G.
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What's the best rap lyric?
"Come on, have sex on rugs that's Persian." Notorious B.I.G.
"Come on, have sex on rugs that's Persian." Notorious B.I.G.
Lill Bubs Yule Log, a coffee, a clean kitchen, and my boys. Happy and Merry.
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lill Bubs Yule Log, a coffee, a clean kitchen, and my boys. Happy and Merry.
If I have to participate in capitalism I will be stoned for a lot of it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If I have to participate in capitalism I will be stoned for a lot of it.
Re-watched Speed this weekend and you know what we need, an origin story of the guy with the gun who shot the driver by mistake
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Re-watched Speed this weekend and you know what we need, an origin story of the guy with the gun who shot the driver by mistake
Paul Hardcastle radio and playing Balatro is a vibe
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Paul Hardcastle radio and playing Balatro is a vibe
Listening to classic rock music
Me: This is really good. I wonder who this is.
Music: *Ripping flute solo*
Me: Oh. Nevermind.
Me: This is really good. I wonder who this is.
Music: *Ripping flute solo*
Me: Oh. Nevermind.
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Listening to classic rock music
Me: This is really good. I wonder who this is.
Music: *Ripping flute solo*
Me: Oh. Nevermind.
Me: This is really good. I wonder who this is.
Music: *Ripping flute solo*
Me: Oh. Nevermind.
The fact that I manifested this into existence is one thing. The gay community and the non-book girlies/gays/theys loving it is a whole other level.
Is it really happening?
Huh?
Huh?
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The fact that I manifested this into existence is one thing. The gay community and the non-book girlies/gays/theys loving it is a whole other level.