Mazaron 🥐
@mazaron.bsky.social
Fun Fact: ICE gets a $50k signing bonus for its officers.
Funner Fact: ICE officers who receive the $50k must serve for a minimum of 5 years
Funnest Fact: ICE officers who quit or are fired before the 5 years is up (say after the 2028 election) must pay back every penny of the $50k signing bonus
Funner Fact: ICE officers who receive the $50k must serve for a minimum of 5 years
Funnest Fact: ICE officers who quit or are fired before the 5 years is up (say after the 2028 election) must pay back every penny of the $50k signing bonus
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fun Fact: ICE gets a $50k signing bonus for its officers.
Funner Fact: ICE officers who receive the $50k must serve for a minimum of 5 years
Funnest Fact: ICE officers who quit or are fired before the 5 years is up (say after the 2028 election) must pay back every penny of the $50k signing bonus
Funner Fact: ICE officers who receive the $50k must serve for a minimum of 5 years
Funnest Fact: ICE officers who quit or are fired before the 5 years is up (say after the 2028 election) must pay back every penny of the $50k signing bonus
My friend asked me why I liked big imperious women who tells me what to do.
I had no idea I was getting a therapy session during boys night
I had no idea I was getting a therapy session during boys night
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 AM
My friend asked me why I liked big imperious women who tells me what to do.
I had no idea I was getting a therapy session during boys night
I had no idea I was getting a therapy session during boys night
Does anyone have the foggiest about why trump keeps talking about whole milk??
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Does anyone have the foggiest about why trump keeps talking about whole milk??
As boring as Bluesky is, at least I dont get sent nazi stuff and gore for saying Umamusume is queer coded... because it is
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
As boring as Bluesky is, at least I dont get sent nazi stuff and gore for saying Umamusume is queer coded... because it is
I really hate the #cosplay tag because it like 10% cosplays, 40% people calling ICE cosplay cops, and 50% "My Spiderman cosplay if spiderman had his cock out"
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I really hate the #cosplay tag because it like 10% cosplays, 40% people calling ICE cosplay cops, and 50% "My Spiderman cosplay if spiderman had his cock out"
This is the most important book ive ever read.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This is the most important book ive ever read.
Think I am going to buzz my head, tired of trying to style it and hide it under a wig.
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Think I am going to buzz my head, tired of trying to style it and hide it under a wig.
Swear to god she lives a better life than me.
Deep REM, heated blanket, snacks on demand, free Healthcare
Deep REM, heated blanket, snacks on demand, free Healthcare
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Swear to god she lives a better life than me.
Deep REM, heated blanket, snacks on demand, free Healthcare
Deep REM, heated blanket, snacks on demand, free Healthcare
Trying to make this super tedious
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Trying to make this super tedious
next two are basically done!
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
next two are basically done!
Sorry I don't post here, lol
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sorry I don't post here, lol
Had a lot of fun cosplaying at @lolesportsbr.com finals this weekend.
September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Had a lot of fun cosplaying at @lolesportsbr.com finals this weekend.
First cosplay event!
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
First cosplay event!
Viego cosplay is coming along well
May 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Viego cosplay is coming along well
Reposted by Mazaron 🥐
Reposted by Mazaron 🥐
