mcdolphinburger
@mcdolphinburger.bsky.social
the best fast food sandwich
broteps before hoteps
September 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
broteps before hoteps
*staring forlornly at my hawg*
“Why ain’t it cranked.”
“Why ain’t it cranked.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
*staring forlornly at my hawg*
“Why ain’t it cranked.”
“Why ain’t it cranked.”
filling up the Fleshlight with corn flakes to spite John Harvey Kellog
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
filling up the Fleshlight with corn flakes to spite John Harvey Kellog
I’m so bricked up, they call me Mega Bloks
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m so bricked up, they call me Mega Bloks
You can’t do a blood sacrifice of a Christian child anymore. Because of woke.
August 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You can’t do a blood sacrifice of a Christian child anymore. Because of woke.
kidney stones be like, keep on rockin’ in the pee world
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
kidney stones be like, keep on rockin’ in the pee world
“You miss 100% of the dumps you don’t take” — Michael Jordan
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“You miss 100% of the dumps you don’t take” — Michael Jordan
MLB expansion finna give us the Nashville Hot Chicken and the Portland Wokescolds
August 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
MLB expansion finna give us the Nashville Hot Chicken and the Portland Wokescolds
sydney sweeney
vs
the most breedable labubu
vs
the most breedable labubu
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sydney sweeney
vs
the most breedable labubu
vs
the most breedable labubu
fart, shit, and piss yr way to the top
August 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
fart, shit, and piss yr way to the top
You can’t even throw a sex toy at a professional athlete anymore. Because of woke.
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You can’t even throw a sex toy at a professional athlete anymore. Because of woke.
what if instead of Oppenheimer he’s Woppenheimer and he’s trying to make a meatball big enough to destroy Hiroshima and Nagasaki
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
what if instead of Oppenheimer he’s Woppenheimer and he’s trying to make a meatball big enough to destroy Hiroshima and Nagasaki
I’ll play the professor emeritus and you’ll play the bisexual, heroin-addicted rent boy
July 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’ll play the professor emeritus and you’ll play the bisexual, heroin-addicted rent boy
Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani should fuck
May 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani should fuck
at the bachelor pad alone in the kitchen eating cold cuts at 3am. wham bam thank u ma’am more like hham ham thank u ha’am
May 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
at the bachelor pad alone in the kitchen eating cold cuts at 3am. wham bam thank u ma’am more like hham ham thank u ha’am
it takes two to cuck: one to cuck, and one to get cucked
February 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it takes two to cuck: one to cuck, and one to get cucked
nobody taught me how to sing “Wonderwall,” the words entered my mind fully formed, as if placed there by God, or extraterrestrials
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
nobody taught me how to sing “Wonderwall,” the words entered my mind fully formed, as if placed there by God, or extraterrestrials
I Have No Dick and I Must Goon
February 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I Have No Dick and I Must Goon
you can find me in da clerb
bottle full of berb
look mama I got da erx
if yr into taking drergs
i’m into having serx
i ain’t into making lerv
so come gimme a herg
if you into getting rerbed
bottle full of berb
look mama I got da erx
if yr into taking drergs
i’m into having serx
i ain’t into making lerv
so come gimme a herg
if you into getting rerbed
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
you can find me in da clerb
bottle full of berb
look mama I got da erx
if yr into taking drergs
i’m into having serx
i ain’t into making lerv
so come gimme a herg
if you into getting rerbed
bottle full of berb
look mama I got da erx
if yr into taking drergs
i’m into having serx
i ain’t into making lerv
so come gimme a herg
if you into getting rerbed
what if instead of Kid Rock he’s Kid Cock and he just has a small penis
January 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
what if instead of Kid Rock he’s Kid Cock and he just has a small penis
this polycule ain't big enough for the six of us
October 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
this polycule ain't big enough for the six of us
you'll cowards don't even smoke Krackel
October 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
you'll cowards don't even smoke Krackel
easy cum, easy goo
September 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
easy cum, easy goo
she hickory on my dickory til i dock
September 12, 2024 at 12:07 AM
she hickory on my dickory til i dock
I put my aperitivo in her Bellini til she spritz
August 29, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I put my aperitivo in her Bellini til she spritz