Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, duh

sorry i have already portrayed myself as the chad pre-social media webcomics oldhead and you as the seething replyguy zoomer

grownups are trying to riff here kid

thats right son you think your white-knighting drewtoothpaste impresses me? well ive been parasocially obsessed with drew since you were a suckling babe and he’s a fucking hipster