Wolf Cola Official [18+]
@mcdonaldswolfcola.bsky.social
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I am a paid media representative for Wolf Cola. The opinions and interests I express here are those of Wolf Cola and its parent company, Frank's Fluids.
I am a paid media representative for Wolf Cola. The opinions and interests I express here are those of Wolf Cola and its parent company, Frank's Fluids.
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when i make the decision ti expose my spring peeper, i dont put it back till i squirt
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
when i make the decision ti expose my spring peeper, i dont put it back till i squirt
Hey guys, just want to distract you from the study that came out recently saying that aspartame is poison.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Hey guys, just want to distract you from the study that came out recently saying that aspartame is poison.
bless my silly rice and beans life
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
bless my silly rice and beans life
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it is strange how some people will just be like "oh yeah i'm totally fine with you having kinks, even the weird ones! unless it's lolisho specifically. then you're automatically a bad person who i hate."
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 PM
it is strange how some people will just be like "oh yeah i'm totally fine with you having kinks, even the weird ones! unless it's lolisho specifically. then you're automatically a bad person who i hate."
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drunk me is the real me
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
drunk me is the real me
god i'm so cool
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
god i'm so cool
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"Sometimes sisters need a little rewiring! It helps being an expert on knowing exactly what makes her tic"
art for my gf/sis @bunnybarks.bsky.social
#PUP3DYK3ART
art for my gf/sis @bunnybarks.bsky.social
#PUP3DYK3ART
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"Sometimes sisters need a little rewiring! It helps being an expert on knowing exactly what makes her tic"
art for my gf/sis @bunnybarks.bsky.social
#PUP3DYK3ART
art for my gf/sis @bunnybarks.bsky.social
#PUP3DYK3ART
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maddy my beloved
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
maddy my beloved
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Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either https://theonion.com/sudden-burst-of-confidence-not-sure-where-the-hell-it-c-1819577317/
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either https://theonion.com/sudden-burst-of-confidence-not-sure-where-the-hell-it-c-1819577317/
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in memory of ilhan omar, i am donating a trillion dollars to the bacterial meningitis foundation
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
in memory of ilhan omar, i am donating a trillion dollars to the bacterial meningitis foundation
my brain is garbage from the trash
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
my brain is garbage from the trash
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lmao ilhan omar got the pocket sand
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
lmao ilhan omar got the pocket sand
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you're as tall as the trees
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
you're as tall as the trees
to a guy like me, coal actually means good. if i see a lump of coal im like hmmmm anthracite beautiful cleavage on this one. if i was in that joker movie the movie would've been called Normal.
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 AM
to a guy like me, coal actually means good. if i see a lump of coal im like hmmmm anthracite beautiful cleavage on this one. if i was in that joker movie the movie would've been called Normal.
old ppl be like: IM JUST GONNA GET A GLASS OF WATER RIGHT BEHIND UA
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
old ppl be like: IM JUST GONNA GET A GLASS OF WATER RIGHT BEHIND UA
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it’s so beast mode that basically no one cared about that ICE agent that got his finger bit off the other day
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
it’s so beast mode that basically no one cared about that ICE agent that got his finger bit off the other day
FACT: The "WC" in Wolf Cola stands for Weston Chandler.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
FACT: The "WC" in Wolf Cola stands for Weston Chandler.
me when i get a ketakraving
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
me when i get a ketakraving
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your fursona comes on screen and this caption appears
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
your fursona comes on screen and this caption appears