Its no longer an "apple don't fall far from the tree" situation and more "Cut the rotten tree out by the roots and burn it in a bonfire"

I have 24 cousins on my dad's side of the family, so christmas time when i was growing up we did the whole secret santa/name in the hat thing.

The house rule was no gift cards, cuz there is no thought put into them

Which is horse shit, you thought of them to say "here, knock yourself out"