Mostly* Tortoise, also Anarchism.
@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social
He/Him. Tortoise posts, anarcho-socialist tendencies, physical sciences by education, British by nationality.
“I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free."
(*aspirational, tortoise levels may vary over time)
“I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free."
(*aspirational, tortoise levels may vary over time)
If napping were a competitive sport he'd not place because he'd overslept. 😴🐢
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
If napping were a competitive sport he'd not place because he'd overslept. 😴🐢
Look, if you can think of a better way to decontaminate a crew than this I'd like to hear it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Look, if you can think of a better way to decontaminate a crew than this I'd like to hear it.
She's so handsome. 🐢🥰
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
She's so handsome. 🐢🥰
If it distresses you why not use non-lethal traps and relocate them?
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
If it distresses you why not use non-lethal traps and relocate them?
Gotta read that headline with the cadence of Brandon Flowers singing Mr Brightside.
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gotta read that headline with the cadence of Brandon Flowers singing Mr Brightside.
smol
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
smol
Gotta have that revolutionary optimism, believe that if enough people can be educated and organised it'll be enough to make the world a better place. 😊
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gotta have that revolutionary optimism, believe that if enough people can be educated and organised it'll be enough to make the world a better place. 😊
Apologies, that misogynist slur is something I try very hard to keep out of my vocabulary but needs must sometimes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Apologies, that misogynist slur is something I try very hard to keep out of my vocabulary but needs must sometimes.
*essentially both in work and out of work ones.
Like everything wrong with this country the underlying problem is a bunch of rich cunts have enough power accumulated to force everyone to act like the world is the way they think it is rather than the way it actually is.
Like everything wrong with this country the underlying problem is a bunch of rich cunts have enough power accumulated to force everyone to act like the world is the way they think it is rather than the way it actually is.
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*essentially both in work and out of work ones.
Like everything wrong with this country the underlying problem is a bunch of rich cunts have enough power accumulated to force everyone to act like the world is the way they think it is rather than the way it actually is.
Like everything wrong with this country the underlying problem is a bunch of rich cunts have enough power accumulated to force everyone to act like the world is the way they think it is rather than the way it actually is.
Also, why would I want to piss him off? 🐢🥰
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Also, why would I want to piss him off? 🐢🥰
Tortoise just bulldozes Woodie out of the way if he's in the way.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tortoise just bulldozes Woodie out of the way if he's in the way.
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Humans should do a better job of controlling their shadows. 😔
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Humans should do a better job of controlling their shadows. 😔
Sudden aboves are very spooky if you're a tortoise, no matter the company.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sudden aboves are very spooky if you're a tortoise, no matter the company.
I like the tall one who looks like a Sauropod with a shell. 😊🐢🥰
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I like the tall one who looks like a Sauropod with a shell. 😊🐢🥰
Slartibartfast vibes. Just spend your life expressing yourself through the artistic medium of glaciers (or tortoise shell geometry) 🙌🐢
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Slartibartfast vibes. Just spend your life expressing yourself through the artistic medium of glaciers (or tortoise shell geometry) 🙌🐢