McNuggs
@mcnuggs.bsky.social
Future disembodied voice. 2.9 GPA graduate (dum-laude). Elon Musk financial advisor (non-fiduciary).
Such a billionaire move to pull the feature thinking “wait I can make money on this”
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Such a billionaire move to pull the feature thinking “wait I can make money on this”
He looks like his hair is keeping up his face up
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
He looks like his hair is keeping up his face up
The Crypt Keeper really let go of himself
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The Crypt Keeper really let go of himself
Telling I thought this was a real quote
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Telling I thought this was a real quote
What timestamp in “idocracy” is this from
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
What timestamp in “idocracy” is this from
American Watto? Is this something?
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
American Watto? Is this something?
And you doubled down in the replies right?
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
And you doubled down in the replies right?
You joke but if something like that came out for “post nasal drip” I’d sell my kidney for it
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You joke but if something like that came out for “post nasal drip” I’d sell my kidney for it
Dune gave him too many ideas.
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Dune gave him too many ideas.
His biggest lesson from Trump 1 was to hire incompetent AND completely loyal people. Last time he got told no a couple times
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
His biggest lesson from Trump 1 was to hire incompetent AND completely loyal people. Last time he got told no a couple times
Surprised you could find a picture not in the drivers seat of his car
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Surprised you could find a picture not in the drivers seat of his car
He’s playing the fuck out of his accordion in this one
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
He’s playing the fuck out of his accordion in this one
How many divorces is this Matt guy up to?
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
How many divorces is this Matt guy up to?
Maybe he will promise the Venezuelans 100$ oil profit checks
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Maybe he will promise the Venezuelans 100$ oil profit checks
Something to be doing?
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Something to be doing?
Can’t be at war with a country you’re convinced you run. Time for the 4th test
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Can’t be at war with a country you’re convinced you run. Time for the 4th test
You have the backbone of a microwaved pizza roll, I’ll hold my breath
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You have the backbone of a microwaved pizza roll, I’ll hold my breath
Dude actually can call trump a “young man”
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Dude actually can call trump a “young man”
Imagine the endorsement money he could get from a shoe lift company that he refuses to tap; he needs me as an agent
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Imagine the endorsement money he could get from a shoe lift company that he refuses to tap; he needs me as an agent
Another Epstein smoke bomb
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Another Epstein smoke bomb
Give him a chance to do 20 *real* pull ups to avoid it
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Give him a chance to do 20 *real* pull ups to avoid it
The return on investment on that dummy is giant
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The return on investment on that dummy is giant