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Future disembodied voice. 2.9 GPA graduate (dum-laude). Elon Musk financial advisor (non-fiduciary).
New Years Resolution: eat the pizza rolls I left that are too much for a snack but too little for a dinner.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I got the Borderlands 4: Compiling Shaders Edition on accident.
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reminder to MN skeeters to never buy rental car insurance
May 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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i hear u joann fabric and crafts
i hear u
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Steph Curry, McDonalds McFlurry, in a hurry- Wolves in 5
May 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Having fun on twitter again, here’s how.

1) find a political post MAGA doesn’t like
2) watch them argue with an AI when someone uses it

#MAGA #Twitter
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can you imagine if Elon Musk had any charisma how close he could be to becoming the next “Trump”?

Thankfully he has the charisma of an overcooked turducken.
April 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can’t wait for the executive order that adds Trump to Civ7
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Big night for Crisco
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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has anyone said "Super Bowl LIX deez nuts" yet
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Woke up screaming from a nightmare where my ass got pinched by one of those rolling slides at Discovery Zone.
January 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*bullet with butterfly wings melody*

“Americas a clown car”
January 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Anyone remember when League of Legends thought it was a good idea to give large control to players about bans with the “tribunal”? Anyway it’s under my misc skills on my resume
December 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Luigi Mangione should have changed his appearance by trimming his eyebrows. Would still be free right now
December 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Very late on this but; the UHC shooter kinda looks like Timothée Chalamet
December 9, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Today of all days we need to be thankful. I’m thankful for Incognito Mode
November 28, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Wake up! “Pikmin naked” didn’t auto-fill in your google search bar. It’s safe
November 28, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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I crack up every time I look at this
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 AM
We need a clippy for Blusky. Someone put eyeballs on the Alf penis
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Hey new Twitter folks! I’d suggest these accounts to follow

@stay.bsky.social
@away.bsky.social
@MAGA.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
The White House Cabinet is a clown car that just keeps producing more clowns
November 13, 2024 at 8:58 PM
For sale: Twitter account, never used
November 8, 2024 at 7:47 PM
JD Vance- “I can’t wait to get to work! What do you want me to head up?”

Trump- “You can legislate all Ohio business”
November 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
She’s a 10 but she has Tucker Carlson’s laugh and loves your sense of humor
October 31, 2024 at 12:59 AM