Mike Rose
@mcrose14.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Pie enthusiast.
Born 541, raised 509, lives 206
#GoCougs
Born 541, raised 509, lives 206
#GoCougs
/slams laptop shut until January 5
Give me all the beers, please
Give me all the beers, please
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
/slams laptop shut until January 5
Give me all the beers, please
Give me all the beers, please
O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!
[taps the sign]
I will not miss Zevi Eckhaus.
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
[taps the sign]
Utah State is terribad.
(I can't wait to see how we blow this.)
(I can't wait to see how we blow this.)
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Utah State is terribad.
(I can't wait to see how we blow this.)
(I can't wait to see how we blow this.)
I will not miss Zevi Eckhaus.
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I will not miss Zevi Eckhaus.
I unironically love the bowl games where you watch and ask "how did either of these teams make a bowl?" Even when it's my own team. #GoCougs
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I unironically love the bowl games where you watch and ask "how did either of these teams make a bowl?" Even when it's my own team. #GoCougs
Fun fact: I have never wrapped a gift with fewer than 97 pieces of scotch tape.
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fun fact: I have never wrapped a gift with fewer than 97 pieces of scotch tape.
Reposted by Mike Rose
Mayor:
“We need to top this Christmas tree with a star somehow…”
Shaedon Sharpe:
“Say less.”
“We need to top this Christmas tree with a star somehow…”
Shaedon Sharpe:
“Say less.”
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Mayor:
“We need to top this Christmas tree with a star somehow…”
Shaedon Sharpe:
“Say less.”
“We need to top this Christmas tree with a star somehow…”
Shaedon Sharpe:
“Say less.”
Disappointingly balmy today for Cat-Griz
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Disappointingly balmy today for Cat-Griz
Reposted by Mike Rose
I will only vote for politicians who promise to spend $850,000 worth of Fort Knox gold to affix 4 penises & 18 testicles to my lazy daughter so she can win Olympics
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will only vote for politicians who promise to spend $850,000 worth of Fort Knox gold to affix 4 penises & 18 testicles to my lazy daughter so she can win Olympics
Teams that went undefeated in conference play in 2025:
-- No. 1 Indiana
-- No. 2 Ohio State
-- No. 12 James Madison
-- Your Very Own Washington State Cougars
-- No. 1 Indiana
-- No. 2 Ohio State
-- No. 12 James Madison
-- Your Very Own Washington State Cougars
From WSU's bowl media release, I will simply insist that we hang a banner.
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Teams that went undefeated in conference play in 2025:
-- No. 1 Indiana
-- No. 2 Ohio State
-- No. 12 James Madison
-- Your Very Own Washington State Cougars
-- No. 1 Indiana
-- No. 2 Ohio State
-- No. 12 James Madison
-- Your Very Own Washington State Cougars
Seeing Borat in a packed theater was incredible. Saw it with my wife’s family. Hearing your mother-in-law scream out “oh god, no!” in a theater is hard to top.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Seeing Borat in a packed theater was incredible. Saw it with my wife’s family. Hearing your mother-in-law scream out “oh god, no!” in a theater is hard to top.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
Hot take: I *think* Kirby Moore will be a good hire. He's got experience working with a lot of great coaches, should be energetic, and has local ties (for whatever that's worth these days).
Hotter take: Kellen and Kirby look like the before-and-afters from those "I'm drinking milk!" commercials.
Hotter take: Kellen and Kirby look like the before-and-afters from those "I'm drinking milk!" commercials.
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hot take: I *think* Kirby Moore will be a good hire. He's got experience working with a lot of great coaches, should be energetic, and has local ties (for whatever that's worth these days).
Hotter take: Kellen and Kirby look like the before-and-afters from those "I'm drinking milk!" commercials.
Hotter take: Kellen and Kirby look like the before-and-afters from those "I'm drinking milk!" commercials.
I can't believe I'm starting to talk myself into Rick Neuheisel to WSU.
2000 Mike would punch me in the stupid face.
2000 Mike would punch me in the stupid face.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I can't believe I'm starting to talk myself into Rick Neuheisel to WSU.
2000 Mike would punch me in the stupid face.
2000 Mike would punch me in the stupid face.
If you think THIS is bad for the sport, boy lemme tell you about the 500 things that have happened in just the past five years that have ACTUALLY been bad for the sport.
I don't like that Notre Dame opted out of a bowl for missing the CFP. I think it's bad for the sport.
I also think Notre Dame should've been in. But other snubbed teams got up their bowls. We only get so many games in football. I hate giving that up.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
I also think Notre Dame should've been in. But other snubbed teams got up their bowls. We only get so many games in football. I hate giving that up.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Notre Dame’s opt-out crosses a new line — and college football is worse off for it
Notre Dame may be upset, but the point of playing football is to play football.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If you think THIS is bad for the sport, boy lemme tell you about the 500 things that have happened in just the past five years that have ACTUALLY been bad for the sport.
Playing Utah State in a bowl game is a good reminder for the Rolo Widows that we lost to them four years ago because our dumbass coach went galaxy brain despite not having much of a brain to begin with. #GoCougs
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Playing Utah State in a bowl game is a good reminder for the Rolo Widows that we lost to them four years ago because our dumbass coach went galaxy brain despite not having much of a brain to begin with. #GoCougs
Step 1: Stop fellating Alabama.
After that, the rest will take care of itself.
After that, the rest will take care of itself.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Step 1: Stop fellating Alabama.
After that, the rest will take care of itself.
After that, the rest will take care of itself.
What upsets me the most is that I’m not even angry about this. The last two years have beaten all the GAF out of me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What upsets me the most is that I’m not even angry about this. The last two years have beaten all the GAF out of me.
Iowa State spelled his name wrong in the official release 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Iowa State spelled his name wrong in the official release 😂
I hope Rogers does as well at Iowa State as Jim Walden did.
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I hope Rogers does as well at Iowa State as Jim Walden did.
Jimmy Rogers in Pullman
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jimmy Rogers in Pullman