Melanie McFarland
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On top of that, they're also relocating to Europe without having to contend with much red tape. Just feasting on schnitzel without a care in the world. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Rampaging raccoons: how the American mammals took over a German city – and are heading across Europe
Many in Kassel have embraced the animal but the EU classes it as an invasive species and ecologists are divided about what to do next
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
On top of that, they're also relocating to Europe without having to contend with much red tape. Just feasting on schnitzel without a care in the world. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
In case you forgot, Drunk Raccoon's cousin also made headlines earlier this year. www.cbsnews.com/news/pet-rac...
Pet raccoon with meth pipe in its mouth found in driver's seat during Ohio traffic stop, police say
A pet raccoon named Chewy was in the driver's seat of a car in central Ohio earlier this week, holding a glass meth pipe in its mouth, according to police.
www.cbsnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In case you forgot, Drunk Raccoon's cousin also made headlines earlier this year. www.cbsnews.com/news/pet-rac...
I know. I was like, "Ina...girl..."
a man wearing ear buds and a ring with the letter t on it
Alt: A man gives Ina Garten the side eye
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I know. I was like, "Ina...girl..."
Not kidding www.foodandwine.com/ina-garten-c...
The One Ingredient Ina Garten Adds to Canned Cranberry Sauce for Instant Elegance
Ina Garten just shared her simple trick for elevating canned cranberry sauce—and it comes together in under 20 minutes. Her secret? Stir grated apple into the sauce, then mix in raisins and chopped pe...
www.foodandwine.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Not kidding www.foodandwine.com/ina-garten-c...
Also perfect for Thanksgiving sandwiches -- stays in place!
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Also perfect for Thanksgiving sandwiches -- stays in place!
I am trapped in one such house right now.
There are no onions, garlic or seasonings here.
There are no onions, garlic or seasonings here.
a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am trapped in one such house right now.
There are no onions, garlic or seasonings here.
There are no onions, garlic or seasonings here.
...And Wookie Monster
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
...And Wookie Monster
Curious, what hardiness zone are you in?
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Curious, what hardiness zone are you in?