With a label maker, you can write "folded" on your laundry basket and save so much time

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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I find it weird that occasionally, when I follow someone back, I get a DM saying, "Hey man, how are you? Hope you're doing great. " Like, this is still social media, I'm still an antisocial misanthrope, don't do that.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Not having watched Star Wars is a crime punishable by being forced to watch Star Wars.

Much like Schroedinger's cat is both alive and dead without observation, your toilet bowl is both teeming with and absent of spiders while you are sitting on it. So, you know, checking beforehand is irrelevant. Good day to you.

Happy Thanksgiving... meeeeowwww.

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Kanami is my favorite musician today and got featured by PRS guitars. So cool.