Outfucking standing photo choice

It’s actually sick as hell to be proud of your sibling and love them and talk about them with everyone

Tens of thousands of Americans are hitting generate on a genAI image maker right now trying to get the perfect "woke Thanksgiving" meme to share on Twitter and Facebook to cope with how alone they're going to be on Thursday.

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.

*door in my house opens on its own*

me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure

the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

scientists have found it's physically impossible to explain to me how computers work in a way that doesn't make me cry

I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

I love gossiping with my friends like there’s literally nothing better

Kinda nutso that I’m getting married to the loml in 8 days 🥹🤗💞🤭🥳🤩

Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration to be Trump's attorney general, amid doubts about his fitness to serve and ability to be confirmed.

All I need is Nicki Minaj to hop on over to this app and then ill be set

??? i dont remember drawing these

‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’ was released 12 years ago today, ending the Twilight saga.

It’s so nice here on the app already :)

mario party can either be the most fun game ever or the most excruciating experience of your life