meateatermeteor
@meateatermeteor.bsky.social
Schrödinger’s fridge: beer exists in the fridge in a state of quantum superposition where there is beer and also there ain’t no beer until it is observed
January 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Schrödinger’s fridge: beer exists in the fridge in a state of quantum superposition where there is beer and also there ain’t no beer until it is observed
Spending a day chickening out on pulling the trigger on a $80 katana on eBay
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Spending a day chickening out on pulling the trigger on a $80 katana on eBay
Dear Non-American Friends,
I hope you don’t judge the citizenry here by the actions of our tyrant.
With Love,
An American
I hope you don’t judge the citizenry here by the actions of our tyrant.
With Love,
An American
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Dear Non-American Friends,
I hope you don’t judge the citizenry here by the actions of our tyrant.
With Love,
An American
I hope you don’t judge the citizenry here by the actions of our tyrant.
With Love,
An American
On my way to doctor. Hoping for a diagnosis of bone spurs. Draft coming soon.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On my way to doctor. Hoping for a diagnosis of bone spurs. Draft coming soon.
In a letter to Max Planck, Albert Einstein once famously observed, “Like, we don’t even fucking KNOW, dude lol.”
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In a letter to Max Planck, Albert Einstein once famously observed, “Like, we don’t even fucking KNOW, dude lol.”
Introducing the new Trump Class warship, the USS Stormy Daniels, with two yuge cannons.
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Introducing the new Trump Class warship, the USS Stormy Daniels, with two yuge cannons.
Introducing the Chicken ‘n’ Dumplings Blizzard™ available for a limited time at Dairy Queen.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Introducing the Chicken ‘n’ Dumplings Blizzard™ available for a limited time at Dairy Queen.
Please support my film on kickstarter.
Kevin McCallister (45) is a family man quietly handling trauma from his childhood + years of special ops duty in Afghanistan. A home burglary threatens his wife & children, bringing out suppressed ultra-violent survival instincts. Starring Macaulay Culkin and
Kevin McCallister (45) is a family man quietly handling trauma from his childhood + years of special ops duty in Afghanistan. A home burglary threatens his wife & children, bringing out suppressed ultra-violent survival instincts. Starring Macaulay Culkin and
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Please support my film on kickstarter.
Kevin McCallister (45) is a family man quietly handling trauma from his childhood + years of special ops duty in Afghanistan. A home burglary threatens his wife & children, bringing out suppressed ultra-violent survival instincts. Starring Macaulay Culkin and
Kevin McCallister (45) is a family man quietly handling trauma from his childhood + years of special ops duty in Afghanistan. A home burglary threatens his wife & children, bringing out suppressed ultra-violent survival instincts. Starring Macaulay Culkin and
Got drug tested. Dunked a whole sheet of LSD in my urine sample. Waiting for them to tell me I’ve achieved some kind of drug test world record.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Got drug tested. Dunked a whole sheet of LSD in my urine sample. Waiting for them to tell me I’ve achieved some kind of drug test world record.
“Controversial” new Trump executive order directs IRS to collect 100% tax on any household making less than 250 million dollars.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Controversial” new Trump executive order directs IRS to collect 100% tax on any household making less than 250 million dollars.
Breaking News: GOP disbands after leaked Nancy Reagan diary proves Ronald Reagan was “extremely, extremely gay.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Breaking News: GOP disbands after leaked Nancy Reagan diary proves Ronald Reagan was “extremely, extremely gay.”
Going back in time to explain 2025 politics to Bush Sr:
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Going back in time to explain 2025 politics to Bush Sr:
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
The first cave man who caught a fish came back to his village and said, “Guys, you’re not going you believe this. There are animals in the water that smell like pussy.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The first cave man who caught a fish came back to his village and said, “Guys, you’re not going you believe this. There are animals in the water that smell like pussy.”
Today I unveil a new technology. I have solved the energy crisis.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today I unveil a new technology. I have solved the energy crisis.
Everybody burn a flag. They can’t put us all in jail.
August 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everybody burn a flag. They can’t put us all in jail.
Reposted by meateatermeteor
I am considering publishing my novel one chapter a week via Substack, if I did that it would be on here, like = encourage me to do that
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am considering publishing my novel one chapter a week via Substack, if I did that it would be on here, like = encourage me to do that
I am seeking investors. We are building an upscale brick and mortar retail experience where cutting-edge robots cuck wealthy white dudes
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
Most Affluent Shoppers Want To Browse Online But Buy In-Store
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
www.forbes.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I am seeking investors. We are building an upscale brick and mortar retail experience where cutting-edge robots cuck wealthy white dudes
Breaking news: by 2030, Men will spend much more time fishing, hiking, riding dirt bikes, consuming ice cold campfire beers.
By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Breaking news: by 2030, Men will spend much more time fishing, hiking, riding dirt bikes, consuming ice cold campfire beers.
Trumpflation
Trumpcession
Trumpcession
June 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trumpflation
Trumpcession
Trumpcession
“No, I don’t work. I’ve got all the money I need.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“No, I don’t work. I’ve got all the money I need.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
Hello if u are rebellion, I would like to breed u.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Oppression breeds rebellion.
June 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hello if u are rebellion, I would like to breed u.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Venmo’ed five friends $50 each.
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
June 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Venmo’ed five friends $50 each.
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Big shout out to @tommlarson.bsky.social, another human who is just trying to be a good human
June 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Big shout out to @tommlarson.bsky.social, another human who is just trying to be a good human
Breaking news: Intoxicated man accidentally begins marathon, wins first. Says, “I’m so sorry,” to second place Kenyan.
May 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Breaking news: Intoxicated man accidentally begins marathon, wins first. Says, “I’m so sorry,” to second place Kenyan.