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meatforest.bsky.social
🍄🥩Helix🦴🍁
@meatforest.bsky.social
#OCRP
Eldritch abomination, 5 mile forest made of flesh and filled with strange creatures. But not such a bad guy once you get to know them.
🔞No minors pls. Dark themes and adult content.
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129
//MY WIIIFE
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
// shiny furret
a pink and white cartoon animal is standing in a grassy field
ALT: a pink and white cartoon animal is standing in a grassy field
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November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Your expression ain’t reassuring me.

Umm. Well. So there was..
hmm. Bad stuff happened. A lot of animals went extinct. But that was a long time ago.

(He hopes the vagueness will upset them less)
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
(He sighs a little)

I do but it’ll make you more sad. You sure you wanna know?
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I mean it’s not great…
But it’s been a while and the planet is resourceful. It’ll bounce back.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh oops.

Im pretty far in the future, kiddo. And in a different universe. Try not to worry about it too much.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oh I got this in a little toy shop in the city.

I always liked bees. They’re extinct in my time but still. They’re kinda like dinosaurs for kids now.

(He smiles down at the toy and squishes it gently)

Squeesh
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Always. It works well as a worry stone but it’s also just fun.

I also have
(He digs in his pockets and pulls out a little rubber bumble bee)

This one is one of my favorites :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Thats so fair. You’re so wise.

And I’m so sorry to do this but you did say “Bing” instead of Bing so here you go. The Bing.

//ooc the creator of this masterpiece is Demonic-Tooter on Reddit. Because they deserve credit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM