🍄🥩Helix🦴🍁
@meatforest.bsky.social
#OCRP
Eldritch abomination, 5 mile forest made of flesh and filled with strange creatures. But not such a bad guy once you get to know them.
🔞No minors pls. Dark themes and adult content.
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Eldritch abomination, 5 mile forest made of flesh and filled with strange creatures. But not such a bad guy once you get to know them.
🔞No minors pls. Dark themes and adult content.
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129
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@meatforest.bsky.social
· Feb 20
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January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
//look at my son.
Pride is not the word I’m looking for
Pride is not the word I’m looking for
“Run, you cowardly shadow. For you know your destruction is at hand. It is just a matter of time.”
- A portrayal of Samurai Jack
- A Japanese warrior prince sent into the far future by an ancient evil.
#Nєωт #MVRP #SamuraiJackRP
- A portrayal of Samurai Jack
- A Japanese warrior prince sent into the far future by an ancient evil.
#Nєωт #MVRP #SamuraiJackRP
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December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
//look at my son.
Pride is not the word I’m looking for
Pride is not the word I’m looking for
//I cannot resist the urge. Im gonna make samurai jack.
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
//I cannot resist the urge. Im gonna make samurai jack.
Oh that’s a good point!
I could make some fried bread too. Can’t go wrong with that
I could make some fried bread too. Can’t go wrong with that
"Oh... Um, well you can probably make some sweet breads by using a pot and a portable stove!"
Oh agreed. I used ta do it when I had access to an oven. Hard ta fit one in my van haha.
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh that’s a good point!
I could make some fried bread too. Can’t go wrong with that
I could make some fried bread too. Can’t go wrong with that
Oh agreed. I used ta do it when I had access to an oven. Hard ta fit one in my van haha.
"It definitely can be fun! Depending on the dessert hahaha!"
Ohhh bakin is nice! I can’t do it all that often but it’s fun!
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh agreed. I used ta do it when I had access to an oven. Hard ta fit one in my van haha.
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I'm afraid to tell you where it hurts. what if you see me as a monster -- or worse, unrepairable?
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'm afraid to tell you where it hurts. what if you see me as a monster -- or worse, unrepairable?
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I don't think this is the sort of thing anybody needs to apologize for. Even if we both feel empty. Even if an important part of us is gone.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don't think this is the sort of thing anybody needs to apologize for. Even if we both feel empty. Even if an important part of us is gone.
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hey chat. you know i hate asking for help but idk what else to do lol. i'm too disabled to get a job, but apparently not disabled enough to get support. please consider donating if you can, or at least share it around. :( tysm
gofund.me/7206e27b1
if you donate, dm me and i can make a doodle for you
gofund.me/7206e27b1
if you donate, dm me and i can make a doodle for you
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hey chat. you know i hate asking for help but idk what else to do lol. i'm too disabled to get a job, but apparently not disabled enough to get support. please consider donating if you can, or at least share it around. :( tysm
gofund.me/7206e27b1
if you donate, dm me and i can make a doodle for you
gofund.me/7206e27b1
if you donate, dm me and i can make a doodle for you
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I love you.
"Everything is going to be okay. I love you, too."
"Everything is going to be okay. I love you, too."
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love you.
"Everything is going to be okay. I love you, too."
"Everything is going to be okay. I love you, too."
(Inhale)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
(Inhale)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ohhh bakin is nice! I can’t do it all that often but it’s fun!
"Oh uh... I'm not sure what's important to even know... I guess I bake...?"
That’s a lovely name. It fits ya well.
Tell me about yerself!
Tell me about yerself!
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ohhh bakin is nice! I can’t do it all that often but it’s fun!
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rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass
(Snnrk)
Unfortunately my friend, a lot of your parts are omnivores so you should probably be eating veggies.
Carrots are easy to make good. Mushrooms too
Unfortunately my friend, a lot of your parts are omnivores so you should probably be eating veggies.
Carrots are easy to make good. Mushrooms too
( wrinkling up his face a bit. veggies, ew. )
corn?
corn?
I’d love to!
Any veggies you like?
Any veggies you like?
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
(Snnrk)
Unfortunately my friend, a lot of your parts are omnivores so you should probably be eating veggies.
Carrots are easy to make good. Mushrooms too
Unfortunately my friend, a lot of your parts are omnivores so you should probably be eating veggies.
Carrots are easy to make good. Mushrooms too
I’d love to!
Any veggies you like?
Any veggies you like?
well, now i gotta bring some to ya to try the way you make em' now!~ that sounds diiivine.
They’re soooo good. I really like cooking them with some oil and garlic.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’d love to!
Any veggies you like?
Any veggies you like?
They’re soooo good. I really like cooking them with some oil and garlic.
grasshoppers, yes--! i don't get those as often, but durin' the warmer months, i go out and catch em' myself!!
Mmm live is pretty good too. They’re just so juicy.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They’re soooo good. I really like cooking them with some oil and garlic.
Mmm live is pretty good too. They’re just so juicy.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
the crunch of the dried ones are real nice. i eat both live and not! depends on the mood.
Good protein!
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mmm live is pretty good too. They’re just so juicy.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
Oh but grasshoppers are soooo good.
Good protein!
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
you eat mealworms too—?
usually i get boo’d instantly for that in public.
usually i get boo’d instantly for that in public.
Mmmmmm mealworms.
You’re making me so hungry right now
You’re making me so hungry right now
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good protein!
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
Personally I like em dried but I don’t care either way
(Thousand yard stare)
Mmhm. Tell me about it.
I’m glad I’m interacting with people again but im getting a little sick of the things happening
Mmhm. Tell me about it.
I’m glad I’m interacting with people again but im getting a little sick of the things happening
things are constantly happening
Ain’t that the truth. I feel ya
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
(Thousand yard stare)
Mmhm. Tell me about it.
I’m glad I’m interacting with people again but im getting a little sick of the things happening
Mmhm. Tell me about it.
I’m glad I’m interacting with people again but im getting a little sick of the things happening
Ain’t that the truth. I feel ya
i mean, it's. hangin', i guess
How’s it hangin
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ain’t that the truth. I feel ya
How’s it hangin
hiya!
(His eyes shine back in the dark. )
Hey there.
Hey there.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How’s it hangin
(He stretches and cracks his joints. It sounds like creaking wood. )
Eugh it’s gettin real cold again. I think that’s good. But still. Ouchie
Eugh it’s gettin real cold again. I think that’s good. But still. Ouchie
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
(He stretches and cracks his joints. It sounds like creaking wood. )
Eugh it’s gettin real cold again. I think that’s good. But still. Ouchie
Eugh it’s gettin real cold again. I think that’s good. But still. Ouchie
(His eyes shine back in the dark. )
Hey there.
Hey there.
*looking at the reader like this. the creature*
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
(His eyes shine back in the dark. )
Hey there.
Hey there.
//why do i kinda want to make. Samurai Jack.
He’s so scrimbly bimbly
He’s so scrimbly bimbly
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December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
//why do i kinda want to make. Samurai Jack.
He’s so scrimbly bimbly
He’s so scrimbly bimbly
anyone else want to just.. get on all fours and feel the thrill of the hunt?
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
anyone else want to just.. get on all fours and feel the thrill of the hunt?