At the start of the holiday season we had the release of some Epstein documents & recently it was Jack Smith’s testimony, then his ongoing health issues and now, just before the season ends we aren’t talking about any of them. We’re talking about Venezuela. What an odd coincide

If you had to do that wouldn’t you be?

FedEx sucks.

We could use Hamilton’s ghost right about now.

Split pea soup for days!

I got t-boned on my bike at night by a cab. The only reason they paid up was I had a front light and 2 rear lights. It either was missing I would have gotten nothing. Between those and the neon yellow jacket I should have been seen but nooooo.

To you too sweetie

I keep remembering that quiet skinny boy I met at IML all those years ago. Who knew he’d grow to be a beast.

Rude!

Yes, rather than relying science, let’s rely on a stilted interpretation of the goat herders guide to the galaxy

This is compelling, but what is the source for the data? For instance, how did they define a "mass shooting"?

I have to shave twice a week or I increasingly look like I should be a monk

You're not really home cooking unless you've made a mess

In order of horribleness: Lexus, bmw, audi/infinity (tied).