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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17h

Statistically, 100% of CEOs are not immune to mechas dropping onto their head

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17h

Statistically, 100% of CEOs are not immune to mechas dropping onto their head

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 6d

Command wants to note that while it is not against the idea of hiring consultants to optimize efficiency on the carrier the last times this happened said persons proposed questionable ideas about crew bonding activities or redesigns to pilot uniforms

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 6d

Command wants to note that while it is not against the idea of hiring consultants to optimize efficiency on the carrier the last times this happened said persons proposed questionable ideas about crew bonding activities or redesigns to pilot uniforms

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 7d

Captains log:

Calendar indicates the beginning of the creepy festivities period.

Notifying personal to initiate spooky protocols on the carrier.

Stocking up on harrowing supplies next docking.

Separate note, the smutje keeps complaining that pumpkins get stolen repeatedly, need to investigate

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 7d

Captains log:

Calendar indicates the beginning of the creepy festivities period.

Notifying personal to initiate spooky protocols on the carrier.

Stocking up on harrowing supplies next docking.

Separate note, the smutje keeps complaining that pumpkins get stolen repeatedly, need to investigate

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 8d

Command wants to point out that the amount of crew member taking "not that many puddings" added up to this decision

Lapis St. Cameron @samlapis.bsky.social · 9d

I wasn't taking that many puddings...

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 8d

Command wants to point out that the amount of crew member taking "not that many puddings" added up to this decision

Lapis St. Cameron @samlapis.bsky.social · 9d

I wasn't taking that many puddings...

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 9d

One of the most welcome additions to the carrier was the lockable fridge according to the smutje

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 9d

One of the most welcome additions to the carrier was the lockable fridge according to the smutje

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 13d

"You don't need that really"

-The doctor during a routine surgery

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 13d

"You don't need that really"

-The doctor during a routine surgery

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 14d

The ship doctor ensures that headaches will be a thing of the past as long as one lets her install a valve directly into the skull

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 14d

The ship doctor ensures that headaches will be a thing of the past as long as one lets her install a valve directly into the skull

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17d

Command wants to know who keeps blasting the ancient song of September over the intercom

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 18d

Cries echo through the halls as the smutje realizes in terror that someone has locked themselves inside the cheese factory

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17d

Command wants to know who keeps blasting the ancient song of September over the intercom

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 18d

Cries echo through the halls as the smutje realizes in terror that someone has locked themselves inside the cheese factory

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

The doctor says the subjects can be as ethical as they want. The procedures are another topic

Cat without a K @longkat.bsky.social · 19d

Hi yes how unethical do you need your subjects to be?

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

The doctor says she can't tell yet but wants to add that she will be gentle

Belle Grace @bellegracevt.bsky.social · 19d

What's the experiment though. what's on the menu?

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

Doctors notes: "Test subject believes they were treated by multiple doctors, marvelous!"

Houndslop Girlthing (Rose Gold) @rosefromakiss.bsky.social · 19d

*enthusiastically wagging a concerning number of mismatched tails previous doctors have attached* yes hi hello i am here to help

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 20d

HOT AND LONELY DOCTORS IN YOUR AREA ARE LOOKING FOR UNETHICAL EXPERIMENT SUBJECTS

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

The doctor says the subjects can be as ethical as they want. The procedures are another topic

Cat without a K @longkat.bsky.social · 19d

Hi yes how unethical do you need your subjects to be?

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

The doctor says she can't tell yet but wants to add that she will be gentle

Belle Grace @bellegracevt.bsky.social · 19d

What's the experiment though. what's on the menu?

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19d

Doctors notes: "Test subject believes they were treated by multiple doctors, marvelous!"

Houndslop Girlthing (Rose Gold) @rosefromakiss.bsky.social · 19d

*enthusiastically wagging a concerning number of mismatched tails previous doctors have attached* yes hi hello i am here to help

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