Lawrence Rudmann
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Experience "Melania" before she sells out!
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Experience "Melania" before she sells out!
Nuke Nuuk? tRump seems to think if he can't have Greenland, then no one will. How far will he go to grab it he said: "You'll find out." Does that mean he'll nuke Nuuk? mediaize.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Nuke Nuuk? tRump seems to think if he can't have Greenland, then no one will. How far will he go to grab it he said: "You'll find out." Does that mean he'll nuke Nuuk? mediaize.com
Appointing Putin & Netanyahu to his "Board of Peace," to convert demolished Gaza into Las Vegas, Trump proves that he really is bored of peace. mediaize.com
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January 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Appointing Putin & Netanyahu to his "Board of Peace," to convert demolished Gaza into Las Vegas, Trump proves that he really is bored of peace. mediaize.com
In a conciliatory gesture to Denmark, Trump today offered to swap the US state of Minnesota in exchange for Greenland. "Minnesota is cold and full of Vikings, so it will fit very good in the Denmark land," he said."It's a fair trade! Thank u for your attention." mediaize.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
In a conciliatory gesture to Denmark, Trump today offered to swap the US state of Minnesota in exchange for Greenland. "Minnesota is cold and full of Vikings, so it will fit very good in the Denmark land," he said."It's a fair trade! Thank u for your attention." mediaize.com
Choose Trump. tRump orders NFL to require players to discard "Choose Love" helmet decals & replaced with "CHOOSE TRUMP" helmet labels. "In honor of my huge althletic ability the weak & woke word "love" should be banned, he declared. mediaize.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Choose Trump. tRump orders NFL to require players to discard "Choose Love" helmet decals & replaced with "CHOOSE TRUMP" helmet labels. "In honor of my huge althletic ability the weak & woke word "love" should be banned, he declared. mediaize.com
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
2025 End of Year RapUp
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2025 End of Year RapUp
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tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
Picked up my script at Walgreens today. tRump said he cut drug prices by 400, 500 or even 600 percent. That explains why the pharmacist paid me $100 for my drugs. Thanks, math professor Trump. (mediaize.com)
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December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Picked up my script at Walgreens today. tRump said he cut drug prices by 400, 500 or even 600 percent. That explains why the pharmacist paid me $100 for my drugs. Thanks, math professor Trump. (mediaize.com)
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
Donald Trump…Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief: “this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man…we are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”……Bret Stephens, conservative columnist for the 12/17/25 New York Times.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Donald Trump…Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief: “this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man…we are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”……Bret Stephens, conservative columnist for the 12/17/25 New York Times.
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com
tRump sent a puppy to Ghislaine Maxwell after it ate all the Epstein Files. The Rottweiler puppy belonged to tRump advisor & neo-nazi Stephen Miller who complained the dog wouldn’t bark. If Maxwell doesn’t want the puppy Homeland Sec. Kristi Noem said she would take care of it. Mediaize.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
tRump sent a puppy to Ghislaine Maxwell after it ate all the Epstein Files. The Rottweiler puppy belonged to tRump advisor & neo-nazi Stephen Miller who complained the dog wouldn’t bark. If Maxwell doesn’t want the puppy Homeland Sec. Kristi Noem said she would take care of it. Mediaize.com
tRump demands a pay raise to $2 Trillion in reaction to Elon Musk $1 trillion pay approved by Tesla stockholders. “I’ve stopped 46 wars, tried to beget 86 offspring & invented the “weave” speech & hair styles. I deserve a raise,” he said. mediaize.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
tRump demands a pay raise to $2 Trillion in reaction to Elon Musk $1 trillion pay approved by Tesla stockholders. “I’ve stopped 46 wars, tried to beget 86 offspring & invented the “weave” speech & hair styles. I deserve a raise,” he said. mediaize.com
As a result of increased facists ICE raids tRump orders release of the U.S. Strategic Reserve of Zip Ties to accommodate a nationwide shortage of the anti-immigrant restraints. mediaize.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
As a result of increased facists ICE raids tRump orders release of the U.S. Strategic Reserve of Zip Ties to accommodate a nationwide shortage of the anti-immigrant restraints. mediaize.com
KING tRump orders destruction of Lincoln Memorial and that it be replaced with KING tRump Memorial. mediaize.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
KING tRump orders destruction of Lincoln Memorial and that it be replaced with KING tRump Memorial. mediaize.com
tRump bestows Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, to Prince Andrew and George Santos. After giving up his Royal Duke title, tRump says the Prince likes him and so does Santos so they both deserve the highest honor America can bestow. mediaize.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
tRump bestows Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, to Prince Andrew and George Santos. After giving up his Royal Duke title, tRump says the Prince likes him and so does Santos so they both deserve the highest honor America can bestow. mediaize.com
U.S. Troops are poised to invade Venezuela soon to confiscate the Nobel Prize awarded today to Venezuelan peace activist Maria Machado. “That prize is mine, declared an angry president tRump. If it takes a war to get my peace prize then so be it,” shouted tRump. mediaize.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
U.S. Troops are poised to invade Venezuela soon to confiscate the Nobel Prize awarded today to Venezuelan peace activist Maria Machado. “That prize is mine, declared an angry president tRump. If it takes a war to get my peace prize then so be it,” shouted tRump. mediaize.com
Trump’s gold toilet, now worth $204.36, has increased by $1.50 due to rising spray paint costs. The “Extra tall-boy” American Standard toilet, painted Liberace Gold to match his Oval Office decor, benefits from soaring gold prices above $4,000. Mediaize.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Trump’s gold toilet, now worth $204.36, has increased by $1.50 due to rising spray paint costs. The “Extra tall-boy” American Standard toilet, painted Liberace Gold to match his Oval Office decor, benefits from soaring gold prices above $4,000. Mediaize.com