Lawrence Rudmann
@mediaize.bsky.social
Experience "Melania" before she sells out!
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Experience "Melania" before she sells out!
Nuke Nuuk? tRump seems to think if he can't have Greenland, then no one will. How far will he go to grab it he said: "You'll find out." Does that mean he'll nuke Nuuk? mediaize.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Nuke Nuuk? tRump seems to think if he can't have Greenland, then no one will. How far will he go to grab it he said: "You'll find out." Does that mean he'll nuke Nuuk? mediaize.com
In a conciliatory gesture to Denmark, Trump today offered to swap the US state of Minnesota in exchange for Greenland. "Minnesota is cold and full of Vikings, so it will fit very good in the Denmark land," he said."It's a fair trade! Thank u for your attention." mediaize.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
In a conciliatory gesture to Denmark, Trump today offered to swap the US state of Minnesota in exchange for Greenland. "Minnesota is cold and full of Vikings, so it will fit very good in the Denmark land," he said."It's a fair trade! Thank u for your attention." mediaize.com
Choose Trump. tRump orders NFL to require players to discard "Choose Love" helmet decals & replaced with "CHOOSE TRUMP" helmet labels. "In honor of my huge althletic ability the weak & woke word "love" should be banned, he declared. mediaize.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Choose Trump. tRump orders NFL to require players to discard "Choose Love" helmet decals & replaced with "CHOOSE TRUMP" helmet labels. "In honor of my huge althletic ability the weak & woke word "love" should be banned, he declared. mediaize.com
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. mediaize.com
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump.(Mediaize.com)
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump.(Mediaize.com)
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (Mediaize.com)
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (Mediaize.com)
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Jr to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela…he’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine…he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Jr to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela…he’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine…he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
2025 End of Year RapUp
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2025 End of Year RapUp
Audio song version at: Mediaize.com
Audio song version at: Mediaize.com
tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com