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Crap just remembered I need to do ALL of my 2025 FSA stuff today. Cool. Hope I have those receipts.
December 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Crap just remembered I need to do ALL of my 2025 FSA stuff today. Cool. Hope I have those receipts.
I am in full "holiday swashbuckler" mode I think? Woke up at 4:30. No idea what day it is. When I showered last. Etc. Gonna have shrimp for breakfast.
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I am in full "holiday swashbuckler" mode I think? Woke up at 4:30. No idea what day it is. When I showered last. Etc. Gonna have shrimp for breakfast.
I just ate rib part of my prime rib. And had cake. Vacation is going great.
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just ate rib part of my prime rib. And had cake. Vacation is going great.
Annual holiday party is tonight and I've got a prime rib on the smoker
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Annual holiday party is tonight and I've got a prime rib on the smoker
Pre-Xmas glizzies?
Pre-Xmas glizzies.
Pre-Xmas glizzies.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pre-Xmas glizzies?
Pre-Xmas glizzies.
Pre-Xmas glizzies.
Man, you all are WAAAY better at wrapping presents than me.
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Man, you all are WAAAY better at wrapping presents than me.
Nothing better than waking up at 0500 on Xmas day when you won't see your kids til the evening.
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nothing better than waking up at 0500 on Xmas day when you won't see your kids til the evening.
Smoked a salmon for tomorrow bc I'm the "Smoked Salmon Guy" guy at the function.
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Smoked a salmon for tomorrow bc I'm the "Smoked Salmon Guy" guy at the function.
With all the incomplete passes and changes of possessions this game isn't going to end until like 7:30 tonight.
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
With all the incomplete passes and changes of possessions this game isn't going to end until like 7:30 tonight.
Fell asleep but woke up just in time to watch Jake Paul get knocked out.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Fell asleep but woke up just in time to watch Jake Paul get knocked out.
I have two tix to the Drag Bingo for Saturday at Gnarly Hustle and I can't go. Free to a good home. DM me if interested.
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have two tix to the Drag Bingo for Saturday at Gnarly Hustle and I can't go. Free to a good home. DM me if interested.
Got a surprise withdrawal for over $200 for a doctor's office that did nothing for me. Lesson learned: NEVER ever go to a doctor again.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Got a surprise withdrawal for over $200 for a doctor's office that did nothing for me. Lesson learned: NEVER ever go to a doctor again.
Lost my one and only keyfob so I guess I'm getting myself a brand new $300 keyfob for xmas.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Lost my one and only keyfob so I guess I'm getting myself a brand new $300 keyfob for xmas.
Was just talked into going to the chiefs game. How many layers should I do?
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Was just talked into going to the chiefs game. How many layers should I do?
I do not understand the neurotypical urge to decorate for holidays.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I do not understand the neurotypical urge to decorate for holidays.
Last night after work we did a paint & sip in the art room. It was an absolute blast and I leaned quite a few things.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last night after work we did a paint & sip in the art room. It was an absolute blast and I leaned quite a few things.
Do you know hard it is to focus on work when you have nunchucks being delivered?
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do you know hard it is to focus on work when you have nunchucks being delivered?
We'll always have this
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We'll always have this
Last night I tried out the new Venezuelan restaurant in Raytown and it was so good.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Last night I tried out the new Venezuelan restaurant in Raytown and it was so good.
I do Apple Music but here are my tops. 19k minutes listened
No surprises here. Sam
No surprises here. Sam
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I do Apple Music but here are my tops. 19k minutes listened
No surprises here. Sam
No surprises here. Sam
Arriving Wednesday
You can buy nunchucks on Amazon.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Arriving Wednesday
You can buy nunchucks on Amazon.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You can buy nunchucks on Amazon.
Shout out to UPS for the email w/ the subject line:
YOUR PACKAGE IS COMING
YOUR PACKAGE IS COMING
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Shout out to UPS for the email w/ the subject line:
YOUR PACKAGE IS COMING
YOUR PACKAGE IS COMING
Aaron Rogers in a beanie looks an awfully lot like Nick Sirianni and that explains a lot.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Aaron Rogers in a beanie looks an awfully lot like Nick Sirianni and that explains a lot.