Electrocu-Ted
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Had the new phone a week so I was waaaaay overdue to crack the screen. Took care of that today.
February 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Had the new phone a week so I was waaaaay overdue to crack the screen. Took care of that today.
Nothing ever prepares me for the weirdness of sitting on a warm toilet seat.
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Nothing ever prepares me for the weirdness of sitting on a warm toilet seat.
Made myself a fancy dinner.
February 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Made myself a fancy dinner.
New phone arrived today. two plus weeks w/out a functioning phone in 2026 is not sustainable. 0/10 do not recommend.
Phone is rebooting every three minutes. Super cool.
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
New phone arrived today. two plus weeks w/out a functioning phone in 2026 is not sustainable. 0/10 do not recommend.
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"Drake Maye" is also the answer to the question "if I go to this Toronto nightclub will anyone spike my drink"
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"Drake Maye" is also the answer to the question "if I go to this Toronto nightclub will anyone spike my drink"
So I think Kansas City should be in the Super Bowl every year bc it's either a super close, nail biting game that is entertaining; or we just get our doors blown off. And that seems to make America happy every so often as well.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
So I think Kansas City should be in the Super Bowl every year bc it's either a super close, nail biting game that is entertaining; or we just get our doors blown off. And that seems to make America happy every so often as well.
If I'm NBC news? Instead of airing the interview w/ the racist I'd use the time to highlight and showcase some people who, you know, aren't racist.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
If I'm NBC news? Instead of airing the interview w/ the racist I'd use the time to highlight and showcase some people who, you know, aren't racist.
This morning I did something I have never ever done in my adult life: Finish a bottle of vitamins that I bought.
Please clap.
Please clap.
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This morning I did something I have never ever done in my adult life: Finish a bottle of vitamins that I bought.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Think I just fell in love with that Italian skater lady
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Think I just fell in love with that Italian skater lady
Kid brought home everything bagel bread from work so I made us lox and bagel bread for breakfast and it was so good
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kid brought home everything bagel bread from work so I made us lox and bagel bread for breakfast and it was so good
Don't be shocked w/ the right either ignores, "didn't see", or downplays the video. And then the news cycle will move on. It's a pattern.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Don't be shocked w/ the right either ignores, "didn't see", or downplays the video. And then the news cycle will move on. It's a pattern.
Still doing this. Have to wait til payday but ordering a new one tomorrow. 10 days w/out a functioning phone in 2026 is not it, man.
Phone is rebooting every three minutes. Super cool.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Still doing this. Have to wait til payday but ordering a new one tomorrow. 10 days w/out a functioning phone in 2026 is not it, man.
Asshole cat (Roger) has been getting me up around 330 for the past week and I love it. I just absolutely love it. No problems at all w/ waking up and starting your day at 330. zero downside to it.
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Asshole cat (Roger) has been getting me up around 330 for the past week and I love it. I just absolutely love it. No problems at all w/ waking up and starting your day at 330. zero downside to it.
Going to work here in a little bit and I honestly cannot wait to get out of the house after this weekend.
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Going to work here in a little bit and I honestly cannot wait to get out of the house after this weekend.
This game rocks so hard.
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This game rocks so hard.
Asides from the bengals that one It's always Kansas City or New England.
Wish it was us again, but NE will get destroyed by either NFC team imo. Not as bad as Denver would've though.
Wish it was us again, but NE will get destroyed by either NFC team imo. Not as bad as Denver would've though.
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Asides from the bengals that one It's always Kansas City or New England.
Wish it was us again, but NE will get destroyed by either NFC team imo. Not as bad as Denver would've though.
Wish it was us again, but NE will get destroyed by either NFC team imo. Not as bad as Denver would've though.
Phone is rebooting every three minutes. Super cool.
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Phone is rebooting every three minutes. Super cool.
Braised short ribs tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Braised short ribs tonight.
Stepped outside to clean off my car and sidewalk. Came inside to hear/ see that they killed someone else. I've seen the video. Doesn't matter if he was armed. He was down and they were beating the shit out of him and then killed him. Gonna play games on my phone now. Fuckers.
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Stepped outside to clean off my car and sidewalk. Came inside to hear/ see that they killed someone else. I've seen the video. Doesn't matter if he was armed. He was down and they were beating the shit out of him and then killed him. Gonna play games on my phone now. Fuckers.
Let's say Jesus was real and came to America. What groups do you think he would hang out with?
Reminder: he allegedly hung out with sex workers and tax collectors; two of the lowest social status groups at the time.
Reminder: he allegedly hung out with sex workers and tax collectors; two of the lowest social status groups at the time.
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Let's say Jesus was real and came to America. What groups do you think he would hang out with?
Reminder: he allegedly hung out with sex workers and tax collectors; two of the lowest social status groups at the time.
Reminder: he allegedly hung out with sex workers and tax collectors; two of the lowest social status groups at the time.
Man, I'm so glad they lost. Sirianni is such an ass clown.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Man, I'm so glad they lost. Sirianni is such an ass clown.
Demarcus Robinson setting the pace of today's game, just like everyone drew up.
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Demarcus Robinson setting the pace of today's game, just like everyone drew up.
Being eliminated from the postseason early means just being able to enjoy football with no nerves/ butt clinching.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Being eliminated from the postseason early means just being able to enjoy football with no nerves/ butt clinching.