Nathan D. Acuff
mediocretes.bsky.social
Nathan D. Acuff
@mediocretes.bsky.social
Cat tested, Dog approved. I’m an XLS guy at a PDF company: DocRaptor.com
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do you think there’s an alternate universe where a Lancaster always pays his debts?
August 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you’re flying Delta and your phone suddenly connects to a United in flight WiFi network.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat on the school bus, saying “I’m in danger”.
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
James Dobson has died. I’m trying not to be weird about it but damn.
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What if we're actually only up to mid-stage capitalism?
June 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Now that it's June,
June 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm always looking for new music to listen to while I work, and yet I always come back to basically two moods: Rush or The Weepies.
June 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I want to be against the Big Beautiful Bill, but it also solves the one issue that I've been a single issue voter on since the TCJA, so... it's complicated. I hate that we do all these things in giant bills that no one really reads.
May 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I really do not understand the Mike’s business portfolio. I get how hot honey and hard lemonade could go together, but where does the car wash come in?
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Beans is mostly sauce.
May 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If Ifs and Buts were candy and nuts, world hunger would be a very solvable problem.
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The worst depiction of nuclear power in any movie is in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
April 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just got offered the option to finance my order at Taco Bell. I can’t even imagine what the next step down looks like.
April 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
JD Vance killed the Pope, you can't change my mind. He had access the day before the Pope died, and has a history of membership in a group known for violent anti-papist rhetoric. He should be removed from office and sent to El Salvador.
April 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is compelling evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. He had access and is part of a group with a history of violent, anti-catholic rhetoric. He should be impeached, removed, and rendered to El Salvador.
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
... did you all get Theory of Mind for free, or did you have to work at it? Asking for a friend. Not even a friend. Friend of a friend. Acquaintance. Guy I overhead being mentioned while waiting for the bathroom at a gas station.
April 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If necessary, we should invade El Salvador to rescue Kilmar Abrego García.
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm so glad we gave up on Javadoc and Javadoc-like systems.
April 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Last night on the way home from a play, my wife and I were driving one behind the other on the highway, having a text message conversation via Siri most of the way home. It never occurred either of us that we could just call. This is how every millennial feels about talking on the phone.
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Facts about Corey Booker:
- He's black
- He's bald
- He does not look like a bitch
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thinking about opening a chef-led restaurant with gin cocktails and an echoey dining room. I’m gonna call it “Ampersand & Nouns”.
March 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’ve been thinking about self hosting my Bluesky, but other than the satisfaction of minor accomplishment, are there real benefits?
March 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This Atlantic thing is wild. It's not just a terrible breach of security, it's an actual crime!
March 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This lunar eclipse is gorgeous. Sorry to everyone with healthy sleep patterns.
March 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM