Izzy Agalea
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Izzy Agalea
@mediocrizzy.bsky.social
The reincarnation of Sylvia Plath

- Psychology/mental health/social science professional person
- AuDHD & cPTSD infused individual
- Occasional writer and singer of things
- Shitposter

She/her
@reuters.com I just read an article on your site stating that "Turkish Cypriots withdrew from shared government".

Fam, an openly racist fascist called Nikos Sampson literally forced us out in the coup you referred to as "brief" wdym. We did not withdraw by choice. Your article smacks of bias.
July 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I think it takes a great deal of humility and self awareness for Hugh Grant to acknowledge that continuing to play the charming love interest would be creepy anyway so he might as well make a horror film
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
WHEN are girl in red & Emei gonna collab so I can die happy?
July 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
How the hell am I supposed to go to work? 😭
June 10, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Imagine spending every day of your childhood listening to and performing ABBA songs bc both your mum and your primary school music teacher were obsessed, and only noticing the Swedish accents at 27 years old
April 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
English boyfriend asked me to try a crisp sandwich and I humoured him
It appears that taking something good and making it bland as shit remains a current English behaviour
March 27, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I wish I was a Rosa Diaz or a Darla but I've grown to embrace the fact that I am a Leslie Knope with Amy Santiago tendencies

I'm going to stop apologising for my enthusiasm
March 18, 2024 at 11:28 AM
I've been the manager of a talking therapy service for 2 months and the IT guy is already testing my patience.
It normally takes at least 6 months into a new job to start getting pissy w IT.
Can't say I'm please about this record breaking event tbh
February 5, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I just had my first interview ever for a ✨️senior✨️ role and I didn't absolutely shit the bed.
I'm honestly just proud of myself for holding it together and not crying, I don't actually care if I get the job at this point lmao
November 15, 2023 at 1:21 PM
A Greek Cypriot lad (who looks the spit image of my cousin which just goes to show how stupid this is), just told me I, a Turkish Cypriot, don't belong on his island.
Bruh I've had GC dick in me wtf are you talking about? I didn't realise we had returned to 1973.
November 6, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Fuck Lin Manuel Mirana for getting a song about pubes stuck in my head tbh
I studied Spanish for 9 years I can't even pretend it's not what it's about 💀
October 30, 2023 at 11:47 AM
I've been told to promote my work more so:

my.klarity.health/breastfeedin...

In all seriousness I'm v proud as it's my first foray into medical writing, but I feel this platform is probably the best place to ask for feedback so writers, editors, pls, give me all ur tips!

#Writers Medsky Reprosky
Breastfeeding Vs. Formula: Postpartum Considerations - Klarity Health Library
Welcoming a new life into the world is a transformative experience for parents, and choosing the best feeding option for their newborn is a critical decision
my.klarity.health
October 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
We've gone from Keir Starmer standing for nothing at all and not even being able to pick a campaign slogan to now quite firmly standing for...genocide.

Would you describe this man as the right person to lead "the party for the people"?
Are we sure he isn't a Tory plant?
October 23, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Idk why it's controversial to suggest that murdering civilians isn't cool.
Idk why it's controversial to point out that Israel and Hamas have both been doing so for decades.
Idk why everyone is insisting on picking sides of a fight that can have no winner.
October 13, 2023 at 10:05 AM
The most fascinating shit I ever studied was how the nervous system develops in-utero and I wish I was more of a biochem bitch so I could do more in that area but ya girl is turning 27 and still cannot balance an equation
October 12, 2023 at 2:56 AM
What I *really* don't understand about cishet men is their unfounded belief that their depravity is some kind of secret. We all had guy friends or cousins growing up. We know you're gross. Stop lying about it.
October 6, 2023 at 9:44 AM
My cousin just told me she has an "exclusive fwb" and idk how to tell her that she has a boyfriend...
October 4, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Started antidepressants 2 weeks ago. They're working! It's sad that not being permanently irritable & moody is so unfamiliar to me, and many things in my life are Bad™️ atm, but I'm currently just feeling grateful that these little pills exist. Today I am not depressed, and that is enough for now.
September 27, 2023 at 8:02 PM
My only contribution to the almond debate is that almonds are gross and you're weird for eating them whether you're vegan or not (and apparently they hurt bees so stop it)
September 27, 2023 at 7:59 AM
Cba for therapy today
Just wanna stay home wrapped up in a blanket and watch police interrogation videos
September 26, 2023 at 10:01 AM
This app is doing its job in that I now find all other social media UNBEARABLE. There are so many idiots, and it feels safe here. I think I'll stay.
September 25, 2023 at 6:23 AM
I want to do my PhD on this facial expression
September 24, 2023 at 2:22 PM
I love my boyfriend dearly but I'm honestly grateful that he's hungover on his birthday this year bc cancelling plans is my fave thing to do and I was not feeling going for a riverside picnic in London's cloudy moist arsehole today
September 24, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Tempted to make a poll and let the internet decide what my PhD topic should be bc I am no closer to picking one myself
September 24, 2023 at 9:49 AM
Reposted by Izzy Agalea
“Honey, I’m pregnant”

[holding back happy tears]

“Hi pregnant…I’m dad”
July 15, 2023 at 11:56 AM