Robert Badnews
@meekrob.bsky.social
Smash your head against the wall. Any fuckin pronouns
Don't leave me alone. Leave me every lone. All the lones you have
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Don't leave me alone. Leave me every lone. All the lones you have
My main issue with classical thought and whatever is that people were actually very stupid at that time
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My main issue with classical thought and whatever is that people were actually very stupid at that time
A lot more of my friends going to the mats for the psychic parrot than I expected
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A lot more of my friends going to the mats for the psychic parrot than I expected
I kinda wonder what Stephen Miller and Nick Fuentes think of each other. I mean, kinda know already too, but I also wonder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I kinda wonder what Stephen Miller and Nick Fuentes think of each other. I mean, kinda know already too, but I also wonder.
Look, see, the thing you gotta know about me is that I'm an idiot, but not a *complete* idiot. You gotta disguise that you think I'm an idiot
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Look, see, the thing you gotta know about me is that I'm an idiot, but not a *complete* idiot. You gotta disguise that you think I'm an idiot
Reposted by Robert Badnews
A list of things to do today:
Wake Up
Eat Breakfast
Get dressed
Go to Frog’s house
Take walk with Frog
Eat lunch
Take nap
Play game with Frog
Eat supper
Go to sleep
Wake Up
Eat Breakfast
Get dressed
Go to Frog’s house
Take walk with Frog
Eat lunch
Take nap
Play game with Frog
Eat supper
Go to sleep
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 AM
A list of things to do today:
Wake Up
Eat Breakfast
Get dressed
Go to Frog’s house
Take walk with Frog
Eat lunch
Take nap
Play game with Frog
Eat supper
Go to sleep
Wake Up
Eat Breakfast
Get dressed
Go to Frog’s house
Take walk with Frog
Eat lunch
Take nap
Play game with Frog
Eat supper
Go to sleep
Sometimes the thing is always the everything else
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Sometimes the thing is always the everything else
It's a dangerous world out there. That's why I always carry a folding chair
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It's a dangerous world out there. That's why I always carry a folding chair
A wizard, on the internet for the first time: "I wish to know more about this Scroll of Doom"
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
A wizard, on the internet for the first time: "I wish to know more about this Scroll of Doom"
Oh, so is there a *Mr.* Tiddlemouse?
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Oh, so is there a *Mr.* Tiddlemouse?
Tears of an assclown
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Tears of an assclown
Heidegger philosophically originated grifting
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Heidegger philosophically originated grifting
Reposted by Robert Badnews
It seems like a lot of people in politics just don’t know that appealing to the right was a strategic choice premised on being able to EXPAND your coalition rather than an attempt to appeal directly to the majority so they keep being shocked when they piss off the people who actually liked them
I mean look at these graphs - 82% of 2024 Green voters disapprove of Starmer, 64% of LDs and 53% of the Labour voters *who explicitly voted for him less than two years ago.* That is not normal. I suspect it may be unprecedented.
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It seems like a lot of people in politics just don’t know that appealing to the right was a strategic choice premised on being able to EXPAND your coalition rather than an attempt to appeal directly to the majority so they keep being shocked when they piss off the people who actually liked them
When police on horseback will be waiting on demand
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When police on horseback will be waiting on demand
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
riding through the strike with a pistol in their hand
swinging their baton at the skull of many a man,
the union makes us strong
And Tiny Tim, who CANNOT die, not in any meaningful way...
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And Tiny Tim, who CANNOT die, not in any meaningful way...
Could I "fight" Anthony Joshua? No. Not in any circumstance or under any currently held understanding of the term.
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Could I "fight" Anthony Joshua? No. Not in any circumstance or under any currently held understanding of the term.
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
Could I "absolutely get my shit rocked by Anthony Joshua without looking like I'd never even considered it as a possibility"? Yes. Easy as drowning. Perhaps easier
"I love you more than anyone ever in all of history"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I love you more than anyone ever in all of history"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
"Even more than James Brown"?
"Uh, yeah... what? Of course. Way more. What? Why? I mean, what"?
"Well, you have that picture of him"
"Ooh.. *John* Brown. Also, yes, I still like you more"
I'll jingle your bells in a minute
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'll jingle your bells in a minute
Oh, yeah? Well, if "jongleur" is a made-up word, where'd I get these fifty bonus points?
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, if "jongleur" is a made-up word, where'd I get these fifty bonus points?
I wonder how much of languages turning into different languages is based on, like, jokes and baby talk? Like, how long until "goupille" becomes "renard" or "uh-oh" permanently becomes "ruh-roh" and you got a whole other full vocabulary on your hands?
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wonder how much of languages turning into different languages is based on, like, jokes and baby talk? Like, how long until "goupille" becomes "renard" or "uh-oh" permanently becomes "ruh-roh" and you got a whole other full vocabulary on your hands?
Ah, but you have underestimated me, my good man. I'm afraid you'll find I can do even stupider shit while sober
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ah, but you have underestimated me, my good man. I'm afraid you'll find I can do even stupider shit while sober
Soul update: not prepared
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Soul update: not prepared
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My soul is prepared. Is yours?
Time to grab the bull by the shit
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Time to grab the bull by the shit