trying to view positive content

Everything is terrible.🚬🍷

Mystery Bruise 2: The Bruise Is BACK

Rewatched Gone Girl and Ben Affleck’s dick. 🥰

Im tired. Time for a cig and a glass of wine as we watch it all burn.

I’m not like most teenage girls. I’m a forty-one year old man.

Unless it’s in a softly spoken ASMR role play, don’t ever speak to me ever again.

While I would love for Drake to slowfuck me to Hold On We’re Going Home, I’m obviously Team Kendrick. His new record FUCKS.

I wish Patrick Swayze could finger me at the pottery wheel. ☹️

This is MUCH better than that other dark place. I do wish we could post butthole pics or use the c word and f slur but it’s a fair trade for the MAGA block.