I made a French toast casserole that is getting better and better since yesterday and fuck I wish I could share it with anyone (husband and child are super picky and will not eat it)
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I made a French toast casserole that is getting better and better since yesterday and fuck I wish I could share it with anyone (husband and child are super picky and will not eat it)
It’s weird as a working mom to half feel like “omg I can’t wait to go to work to feel like a person” until a hemoabdomen shows up at 8pm and then you’re like “I will actually die if I don’t see my family” and then sit depressed when they’re asleep when you get home
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It’s weird as a working mom to half feel like “omg I can’t wait to go to work to feel like a person” until a hemoabdomen shows up at 8pm and then you’re like “I will actually die if I don’t see my family” and then sit depressed when they’re asleep when you get home
Mike Johnson can (and I can’t stress this enough) die slowly from the incurable disease of being a little bitch
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mike Johnson can (and I can’t stress this enough) die slowly from the incurable disease of being a little bitch
The fun part about my nervous system is I’ve somewhat held it together for a year and now things are finally calm and fine and I had to call my psych crying for a med increase because now my body won’t get out of fight or flight
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The fun part about my nervous system is I’ve somewhat held it together for a year and now things are finally calm and fine and I had to call my psych crying for a med increase because now my body won’t get out of fight or flight
Child just did “up high, down low, too slow!” The ancient traditions remain.
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Child just did “up high, down low, too slow!” The ancient traditions remain.
Last year husband spent Thanksgiving in the hospital, this year he’s home. That’s enough.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Last year husband spent Thanksgiving in the hospital, this year he’s home. That’s enough.
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i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
In the year of our lord 2025 my friend got stalked by a man she met for 10 minutes while speed dating
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In the year of our lord 2025 my friend got stalked by a man she met for 10 minutes while speed dating
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social celebrates the clarity and directness of Zohran Mamdani’s “Freeze the Rent” push.
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social celebrates the clarity and directness of Zohran Mamdani’s “Freeze the Rent” push.
Rama Duwaji is Princess Diana no I will not elaborate
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Rama Duwaji is Princess Diana no I will not elaborate
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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It’s almost like people don’t like how things are going and are trying to change it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s almost like people don’t like how things are going and are trying to change it
Reposted by Meg Ambro
Reposted by Meg Ambro
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
Downloaded a new fitness app today and then had two Rice Krispies treats and my vape for dinner. It’s about balance.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Downloaded a new fitness app today and then had two Rice Krispies treats and my vape for dinner. It’s about balance.
I have been crying a lot because husbands cancer has gotten worse and only ONE real friend said “the nerve of that fucking dude” which is the CORRECT ANSWER WHILE IM SAD
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have been crying a lot because husbands cancer has gotten worse and only ONE real friend said “the nerve of that fucking dude” which is the CORRECT ANSWER WHILE IM SAD
If AI can tell me why every man I’ve ever met can’t load a dishwasher I’ll fucking throw my hands up now and give myself to the overlords
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If AI can tell me why every man I’ve ever met can’t load a dishwasher I’ll fucking throw my hands up now and give myself to the overlords
“Mom, we’re pirates real a long time ago?” “Yes babe, go to bed” “But are scientists working to bring them back?”
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Mom, we’re pirates real a long time ago?” “Yes babe, go to bed” “But are scientists working to bring them back?”
You know what? Fuck it. My husband is fucking lousy with leukemia. My dogs dead. I have zero dollars. Everything is bad. Look outside! It fucking sucks. I’m smoking. Fight me and I’ll neuter you.
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You know what? Fuck it. My husband is fucking lousy with leukemia. My dogs dead. I have zero dollars. Everything is bad. Look outside! It fucking sucks. I’m smoking. Fight me and I’ll neuter you.
Husband made me quit nicotine so I’m making him watch The Mummy with me and listen to me scream AWOOOOOOGA every 3 seconds
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Husband made me quit nicotine so I’m making him watch The Mummy with me and listen to me scream AWOOOOOOGA every 3 seconds
The albums good everyone
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The albums good everyone
Thrilled that my algorithm has pivoted from Marcus the worm (unsettling) to people grieving/healing after cancer loss. Fuck you internet.
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Thrilled that my algorithm has pivoted from Marcus the worm (unsettling) to people grieving/healing after cancer loss. Fuck you internet.
My neighbor just saw me say goodbye to Wendy, the orb weaver that hangs by my front door. This girl works hard and deserves recognition idk why you’re looking at me like I’m insane
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My neighbor just saw me say goodbye to Wendy, the orb weaver that hangs by my front door. This girl works hard and deserves recognition idk why you’re looking at me like I’m insane
The vibe in this house after the Giants win a game is immaculate
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The vibe in this house after the Giants win a game is immaculate
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If you (somehow) missed it yesterday I have made my first ever game!
It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Will YOU strangle a horse?
It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Will YOU strangle a horse?
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If you (somehow) missed it yesterday I have made my first ever game!
It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Will YOU strangle a horse?
It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Will YOU strangle a horse?