All the men who listen to Joe Rogan and other grifter-industrial complex influencers are so 90s suburban mom-coded and I mean that as an insult to both groups and also to Oprah.

Me in 2022: that man won’t live to be 60.

Me in December: ‘dead Elon’ is the center square on my 2025 bingo card.

Me today: will he see April?

Accidents down 55% and injuries down 51% since nyc congestion pricing (!!!)

www.nydailynews.com/2025/02/22/c...

We are watching in realtime the systematic unraveling of decades aviation safety accident investigative precedent and process from the President of the United States.

RFK Jr looks and acts exactly like the guy in a zombie film who's desperately trying to hide the fact that he was infected from the other survivors.

What if some of us are just haters? What if that's my god given skill?

People wanted to spend less on groceries so Trump is moving forward with his ‘there just won’t be any groceries to buy’ plans.

There’s been a vibe shift.

2 weeks ago, if you’d asked young Americans their preference re: American or Chinese ownership for TikTok, basically everyone would have said either ‘don’t care’ or ‘American ownership.’

Today? You’re gonna get serious answers in favor of China.

A terrorism charge seems like a really good way to ensure the streets of NYC are flooded with supporters duding the trial which is exactly what I would not want if I were prosecuting the case.

The last two days of connections feels like the editors have finally decided to start throwing Thursday/Saturday difficulty at us. I love it.

Literally the point of a progressive tax structure is to keep the proletariat happy enough that they allow the bourgeois to exist and I kinda think maybe some people forgot about that.

s/o to Grubhub for somehow fucking up my work-funded order yesterday in 2 different ways so I now have a guilt-free $35 in credits to spend on a private taxi for my drunken 11:30 pm fried pickles order

it’s borderline medical malpractice that the doctors don’t warn you how much your alcohol tolerance decreases on Ozempic

If there’s one thing I’m going to do it’s get drunk and tell you: 1) how much better I am than Elon Musk and 2) how much better you are than Elon Musk.

unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes

ngl jake paul vs mike tyson is like 17 different kinds of unbearably bleak

I don’t think we’re being mean enough to the raw milk people. They think drinking bacteria-ridden animal secretions is a flex. Not only are they stupid, they are GROSS.

Do they shower? Wash their hands? Where is the line of acceptable filth, because if raw milk isn’t over it, what is?!?

There are so many reasons that I'm mad Donald Trump is going to be president again, but one of them is that I really enjoyed the 4 years of not having to find out something new and outrageous every single day. That was really nice.

I made the huge mistake of telling Bluesky that I was interested in art, not realizing that meant my feed was immediately going to have a ton of shitty anime drawings all over it.

No offense to anyone who likes anime but it is EXTREMELY not for me. I am actively annoyed by the aesthetics.