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Megatronus Hex
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From the tempest fury, the spark ignites! He/him. Stealing the golden disk to go back in time and stop humanity evolving doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
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"Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, the U.S. Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c..."

"that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation."
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Never-fucking-mind that both "HOW DROP BOMB IN SPACE?" and "HOW BREATHE AIR WHEN IN OPEN AREA OF SPACE SHIP?" were questions both answered in previous movies.
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM