MeGustaCarne
@megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
Shocking…I’m shocked
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Vance was an ally of Turning Point USA before the killing of Charlie Kirk.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Shocking…I’m shocked
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wait is there a BJs in Wisconsin now?!
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
wait is there a BJs in Wisconsin now?!
I won’t ever go through self-checkout…
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I won’t ever go through self-checkout…
Hahahahahahahahahaha
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Do I even have to say it?
I do?
Oh okay…
I do?
Oh okay…
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Do I even have to say it?
I do?
Oh okay…
I do?
Oh okay…
Had a bagel bite for dinner.
I have now officially confirmed that “When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime!”
I’d like to thank my friends and family for supporting me on this journey. I’ve been dreaming about this moment for a long time.
I have now officially confirmed that “When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime!”
I’d like to thank my friends and family for supporting me on this journey. I’ve been dreaming about this moment for a long time.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Had a bagel bite for dinner.
I have now officially confirmed that “When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime!”
I’d like to thank my friends and family for supporting me on this journey. I’ve been dreaming about this moment for a long time.
I have now officially confirmed that “When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime!”
I’d like to thank my friends and family for supporting me on this journey. I’ve been dreaming about this moment for a long time.
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
It’s hard to tell where the bits start and end in my head…but I’ll tell you this much:
My love for truly awful movies is not a bit…
#RedOne #EraserReborn
My love for truly awful movies is not a bit…
#RedOne #EraserReborn
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s hard to tell where the bits start and end in my head…but I’ll tell you this much:
My love for truly awful movies is not a bit…
#RedOne #EraserReborn
My love for truly awful movies is not a bit…
#RedOne #EraserReborn
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I've never done an eligibility post before.
Be gentle. Share and share alike.
Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.
Be gentle. Share and share alike.
Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I've never done an eligibility post before.
Be gentle. Share and share alike.
Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.
Be gentle. Share and share alike.
Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Coming back to Bluesky after a couple months reminds me just how Horny this place is!
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Coming back to Bluesky after a couple months reminds me just how Horny this place is!
Okay I’m back…someone catch up
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay I’m back…someone catch up
Okay, so: if a lot of last names derived from professions that people used to have (like “Smith” for the Blacksmith or “Fletcher” for an Arrow Maker),
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth .
ALT: a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Okay, so: if a lot of last names derived from professions that people used to have (like “Smith” for the Blacksmith or “Fletcher” for an Arrow Maker),
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Unable to render {children}…bummer
September 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Unable to render {children}…bummer
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
I herald her Galactus till she Silver Surfers all over my Fantastic Four.
August 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I herald her Galactus till she Silver Surfers all over my Fantastic Four.
Some personal news: I am leaving SNL.
AMA
AMA
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Some personal news: I am leaving SNL.
AMA
AMA
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
Hey it’s Carne from IT:
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
August 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey it’s Carne from IT:
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Anyways, as I was saying:
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
August 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Anyways, as I was saying:
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase
August 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase