You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed

You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth

I would cry to

Or niggas is trash lol.

That’s not a home girl then.

Cause they’re gonna throw away like grocery stores do. And then lock the dumpsters so people can’t dive.

I usually do a little honey with lemon

Folks saying no but shower avoidance + overall neglect is definitely a sign of something else going on here.

Gen Z conservatives are evil people

Then run all my intel over to MM.

I'd treat Homelander like Regina George.

He'd find me with a Vaught Burn Book of supes to talk shit about feet up kicking back and forth on his bed.