Melania Noire
@melanianoire.bsky.social
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You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
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You all have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Stop thinking about and talking about the guy who for a decade now has forced himself into the news cycle seventy times a day, wants to rename everything in his own name, and is trying to put his own face on money. Why can’t you just leave him alone.
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You all have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Stop thinking about and talking about the guy who for a decade now has forced himself into the news cycle seventy times a day, wants to rename everything in his own name, and is trying to put his own face on money. Why can’t you just leave him alone.
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate being KOd within like 48 hrs has got to be some of the hexes working
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate being KOd within like 48 hrs has got to be some of the hexes working
Why does everyone think they can box suddenly?
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why does everyone think they can box suddenly?
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It could all be so simple
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It could all be so simple
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Tonight* is the longest night of the year, not tomorrow. We get our powers as soon as the sun sets.
This is written in the ancient texts.
This is written in the ancient texts.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Tonight* is the longest night of the year, not tomorrow. We get our powers as soon as the sun sets.
This is written in the ancient texts.
This is written in the ancient texts.
Precisely lmaooo
If I ever hit you with a “Sir?”, I’m not flirting.
It means this:
It means this:
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Precisely lmaooo
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If I ever hit you with a “Sir?”, I’m not flirting.
It means this:
It means this:
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If I ever hit you with a “Sir?”, I’m not flirting.
It means this:
It means this:
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Gen Z conservatives are evil people
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gen Z conservatives are evil people
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I know we’re all caught up again with the Epstein files, but there’s stuff going on under our noses right now that Trump & his people are doing that threatens our midterm elections. We gotta be aware of this stuff. Today’s Substack.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
While We’re Distracted By the Trump Show…
There’s a lot of other shit going on
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know we’re all caught up again with the Epstein files, but there’s stuff going on under our noses right now that Trump & his people are doing that threatens our midterm elections. We gotta be aware of this stuff. Today’s Substack.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
Looking at the weather for the next few weeks... winter is over apparently.
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Looking at the weather for the next few weeks... winter is over apparently.
Yall really watched ALL of Trapped In The Closet...
a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yall really watched ALL of Trapped In The Closet...
I am not paying to be their employee (data, surveys, ads)
If Bluesky or Instagram or whatever social media app tried to charge you $10 a month to post you paying? (Judge free zone)
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am not paying to be their employee (data, surveys, ads)
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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"Truth is relative now. Truth is hurtful just by existing. Those two truths mean any conversation now feels like a lie."
Seriously though, why can we not just have a normal conversation online anymore?? #WriterSky #BlackWomenWriters #BlogSky
Why Can’t We Just Have a Normal Conversation Online
Online spaces, once a place of conversation and the occasional chat-busting HTML character, have since 2010 morphed into a cosmos of…
melanianoire.medium.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Truth is relative now. Truth is hurtful just by existing. Those two truths mean any conversation now feels like a lie."
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Ionno what ima wear but ima CUT UP on my way to the platform! 🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ionno what ima wear but ima CUT UP on my way to the platform! 🤣🤣
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I think both sides are telling their truths. 😭
One side just isn’t honest enough in the moment, so the other thinks they’re hitting the mark each time.
Many times they’re close to the mark.. in the general vicinity of the mark.. but did not in fact *hit* said mark. They just don’t know that. 😂
One side just isn’t honest enough in the moment, so the other thinks they’re hitting the mark each time.
Many times they’re close to the mark.. in the general vicinity of the mark.. but did not in fact *hit* said mark. They just don’t know that. 😂
Every man here is great at sex snd prioritizes the pleasure of their partner yet somehow the orgasm gap remains sky high.
Somebody lying.
Somebody lying.
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think both sides are telling their truths. 😭
One side just isn’t honest enough in the moment, so the other thinks they’re hitting the mark each time.
Many times they’re close to the mark.. in the general vicinity of the mark.. but did not in fact *hit* said mark. They just don’t know that. 😂
One side just isn’t honest enough in the moment, so the other thinks they’re hitting the mark each time.
Many times they’re close to the mark.. in the general vicinity of the mark.. but did not in fact *hit* said mark. They just don’t know that. 😂
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Every man here is great at sex snd prioritizes the pleasure of their partner yet somehow the orgasm gap remains sky high.
Somebody lying.
Somebody lying.
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Every man here is great at sex snd prioritizes the pleasure of their partner yet somehow the orgasm gap remains sky high.
Somebody lying.
Somebody lying.
"Truth is relative now. Truth is hurtful just by existing. Those two truths mean any conversation now feels like a lie."
Seriously though, why can we not just have a normal conversation online anymore?? #WriterSky #BlackWomenWriters #BlogSky
Why Can’t We Just Have a Normal Conversation Online
Online spaces, once a place of conversation and the occasional chat-busting HTML character, have since 2010 morphed into a cosmos of…
melanianoire.medium.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Truth is relative now. Truth is hurtful just by existing. Those two truths mean any conversation now feels like a lie."
Seriously though, why can we not just have a normal conversation online anymore?? #WriterSky #BlackWomenWriters #BlogSky
Why Can’t We Just Have a Normal Conversation Online
Online spaces, once a place of conversation and the occasional chat-busting HTML character, have since 2010 morphed into a cosmos of…
melanianoire.medium.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Seriously though, why can we not just have a normal conversation online anymore?? #WriterSky #BlackWomenWriters #BlogSky
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You’ve ever sat back and thought “Damn.. I’ve lived many lives”
[complimentary]
[complimentary]
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You’ve ever sat back and thought “Damn.. I’ve lived many lives”
[complimentary]
[complimentary]
I was all about this and Gullah Gullah island at like 4/5.
Early Nick was/is legendary.
Early Nick was/is legendary.
Eureeka’s Castle was my show!!!
Am I about to watch all 26 episodes this morning? Yes!!!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Am I about to watch all 26 episodes this morning? Yes!!!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was all about this and Gullah Gullah island at like 4/5.
Early Nick was/is legendary.
Early Nick was/is legendary.