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Melania Noire

@melanianoire.bsky.social

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In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god. I own THE Mall https://discord.gg/mtbUYtkr6j

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 8d

I haven’t written in about six months. Until this last week stuff started to percolate.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m Melania Noire—witch, strategist, and weaver of worlds. Your support fuels:

✒️ Unbound Circles—my dark fantasy novel (no whispering witches here)
⚗️ Noire Apothecary—luxe Hoodoo brews, moonlit and chaos-touched
🚙 The Jeep’s tank (because even witches need wheels to haul their empire)

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 15m

That’s likely a maladaptive reaction to stress and also … well I’m not sure but it feels like thiiiis isn’t working.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 23m

I really think it’s time to log off. For good.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 26m

Plastic ass candy.

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Jay Wells 🎙️🎤 @thelegacyofjay.bsky.social · 4h

This is a candy corn AND twizzlers hate account

a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it

ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 26m

Miss that man like I knew him.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 27m

Rain.

Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 52m

As seen on TikTok:

Finish this sentence with the first song that pops into your head and name your generation.

“Blame it on the …”

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 35m

Good luck booking that stage you speak of

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5 on the Black hand side.. @atlantaclaus.ruins.party · 53m

I'll drop the top before them folks hit me up for 70 US American Smackaroos..

sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 6h

$70 for a haircut is unsustainable.
And I don’t believe barbers are getting more business. They’re just doing less volume at a higher rate. Basically working less for the same bread. No hate. It’s a free market. But a working man can’t run $70/wk for a cut

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 59m

I don’t think I knew it was out. Also, did they really think she was gonna get an Oscar nom out of this with Wicked 2 Emerald City Boogaloo coming out next month?

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾‍♀️ @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 58m

Has she considered going back to rom coms? That was her bag.

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 57m

Wow. I thought we were hearing about this movie cuz they were filming it. I had no idea it was actually out 😭

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 7h

My skyline is at odds. 😂😂

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 5h

She told us so many times it was an act 😂

2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · Jun 1

paris hilton’s voice change

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Cowboy Carter Vegas Night 2 🤭 @neau.blacksky.app · 5h

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 5h

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This is sad.

‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder

Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...

www.theguardian.com

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Charli @tato-potat.bsky.social · 6h

a text monday mid-morning is SO out of pocket, like yes, this is exactly what i need when i'm digging out from a weekend of emails and the crashing stress of everything i procrastinated last week

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Diamond @diamond815.bsky.social · 6h

fellas is it gay to talk to a woman

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M.L. Humphrey @mlhumphrey.bsky.social · 8h

I always find it interesting to see photos of people when they were younger than when I knew about them. Diane Keaton in my mind is always late middle-aged. I had the same weirdness seeing photos of a young Betty White.

priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 19h

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

black & white photograph of young Diane Keaton smiling and standing next to a white refrigerator in a barren-looking kitchen. her cat Buster is crouched on top of the fridge playing with/swatting her hair in the upper right hand corner. she's wearing a long skinny white scarf with a dot-grid pattern, a high-neck white blouse with an ascot/kerchief around the neck, and a black blazer/skirt or blazer dress over what looks like a vest

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 19h

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 6h

And I say that as someone who didn’t hate Jared’s joker.

I just think the entire concept of suicide squad and joker didn’t work as a whole. It needed three movies with Harley’s at the end to close out the arc. Book end these villains.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 6h

Like tell me one part they’ve had post 2002 that they KILLED in?

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 6h

I can’t name one movie he starred in that benefitted from his presence.

I find him, James Franco and Johnny Depp to be in the same tier.

They’ve been coasting on being cute back in the 90s and like ONE lightening in a bottle moment and that’s it.

Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 22h

I wonder if studios are finally understanding that Jared Leto is box office poison.

On top of that, I wonder if the folks behind that upcoming Masters of the Universe film are panicking rn.

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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 21h

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 6h

Plastic pumpkins? Are bad for the environment and the health of those who have to make them.

There’s also cultural history behind them including what they represent, both here in the states and different cultures in Western Africa.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 6h

They’re biodegradable, and animals eat them. You can also then plant the seeds and have pumpkins for free the next year (tho they take a lot of water and attention like most vines 😂, oh and they are mean to other plants 😂). But like relax? This is the least of peoples problematic habits?