Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
@captkandy.bsky.social
Black Lorax King. OG. Agent of Alliteration. Fish whisperer/guide. Humanist & seasonal hermit. The Bronx🚀Alaska🏁
Pinned
a man singing into a microphone wearing a hat with the letter lx on it
Alt: Rapper JadaKiss singing into a microphone wearing a hat with the letter lx on it saying "We Outside!!"
media.tenor.com
Yo!
Hear Ye Hear Ye Jive Turkeys!
I have launched BlackSky Outdoors Feed, a place for us to share our adventures fishing, hiking, boating, you name it!
Please use #BlackSkyOutdoors to share your favorite moments
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Hear Ye Hear Ye Jive Turkeys!
I have launched BlackSky Outdoors Feed, a place for us to share our adventures fishing, hiking, boating, you name it!
Please use #BlackSkyOutdoors to share your favorite moments
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Thank you! I’m sending em your way this summer lol
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Thank you! I’m sending em your way this summer lol
I’m tryna figure out where the time and my baby girls went…
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I’m tryna figure out where the time and my baby girls went…
True! We’re just settling in after dinner. Kids promptly took off upstairs with their phones 😒
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
True! We’re just settling in after dinner. Kids promptly took off upstairs with their phones 😒
Aht aht! Chill on me Big Money!
lol how goes it?
lol how goes it?
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Aht aht! Chill on me Big Money!
lol how goes it?
lol how goes it?
Let me hold $10 till payday.
a man with a beard is smiling and holding something in his hand with the word mhmm below him
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and holding something in his hand with the word mhmm below him
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Let me hold $10 till payday.
I am a poor man who is rich in spirit only.
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I am a poor man who is rich in spirit only.
Weird that I haven’t had any issues with Verizon today.
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Weird that I haven’t had any issues with Verizon today.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Pretty darn good shot of a blue fin tuna feeding on top of the water. I took about 1200 shots in a 10 minute encounter. Incredibly difficult. Frankly this was luck.
September 3, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Pretty darn good shot of a blue fin tuna feeding on top of the water. I took about 1200 shots in a 10 minute encounter. Incredibly difficult. Frankly this was luck.
He “wasn’t drunk enough to do that.”
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
He “wasn’t drunk enough to do that.”
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
This. Greenland defense is a tripwire—putting various European countries’ personnel in harms way in an attempt to deter attack—not an effort to win a war with the US.
A real Europe-US war would destroy the world. The goal is to not have one. Which was more than accomplished by a robust NATO. Alas.
A real Europe-US war would destroy the world. The goal is to not have one. Which was more than accomplished by a robust NATO. Alas.
Finding the reactions to this bleakly funny. Lads, the point isn’t that you are sending enough people to “win”, because we in fact, can’t win. It is just to have a tripwire! If you are going “why not 13, like Germany?” you have not understood how bad things are.
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
This. Greenland defense is a tripwire—putting various European countries’ personnel in harms way in an attempt to deter attack—not an effort to win a war with the US.
A real Europe-US war would destroy the world. The goal is to not have one. Which was more than accomplished by a robust NATO. Alas.
A real Europe-US war would destroy the world. The goal is to not have one. Which was more than accomplished by a robust NATO. Alas.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Know what’s fucking insane?
Our NATO allies are sending troops to Greenland to defend against a possible US invasion.
I know this administration doesn’t understand anything about anything, but the US is not self-sufficient enough to thrive in an interconnected world on our own.
Our NATO allies are sending troops to Greenland to defend against a possible US invasion.
I know this administration doesn’t understand anything about anything, but the US is not self-sufficient enough to thrive in an interconnected world on our own.
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Know what’s fucking insane?
Our NATO allies are sending troops to Greenland to defend against a possible US invasion.
I know this administration doesn’t understand anything about anything, but the US is not self-sufficient enough to thrive in an interconnected world on our own.
Our NATO allies are sending troops to Greenland to defend against a possible US invasion.
I know this administration doesn’t understand anything about anything, but the US is not self-sufficient enough to thrive in an interconnected world on our own.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Can we join Greenland 🇬🇱 instead? Asking for a friend.
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Can we join Greenland 🇬🇱 instead? Asking for a friend.
So much winning.
That man 45 really is a Russian asset. Lmao.
That man 45 really is a Russian asset. Lmao.
China's trade surplus surged to a record of almost $1.2 trillion in 2025, the government said Wednesday, as exports to other countries made up for slowing shipments to the U.S. under President Donald Trump's onslaught of higher tariffs. n.pr/45U3UCe
China's trade surplus surges 20% to a record $1.2 trillion, even with Trump's tariffs
China's trade surplus surged to a record of almost $1.2 trillion in 2025, the government said Wednesday, as exports to other countries made up for slowing shipments to the U.S. under President Donald Trump's onslaught of higher tariffs.
n.pr
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
So much winning.
That man 45 really is a Russian asset. Lmao.
That man 45 really is a Russian asset. Lmao.
He’s really about to have us in WW3 against the homies.
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
He’s really about to have us in WW3 against the homies.
Absolutely batshit.
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Absolutely batshit.
Nyash is now in the Oxford dictionary.
a person in a pink hat is peeking out from behind a white wall
ALT: a person in a pink hat is peeking out from behind a white wall
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Nyash is now in the Oxford dictionary.
I found this new tent system I’ve been eyeing. (All my gear has been family size to this point so I’m looking at a 1-2 person set up for the trip.
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I found this new tent system I’ve been eyeing. (All my gear has been family size to this point so I’m looking at a 1-2 person set up for the trip.
This could all end today if a certain demo really wanted it to.
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This could all end today if a certain demo really wanted it to.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
The EU is hurriedly fortifying Greenland against an anticipated attack by the US.
That's a thing that's happening, right now, today.
That's a thing that's happening, right now, today.
Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The EU is hurriedly fortifying Greenland against an anticipated attack by the US.
That's a thing that's happening, right now, today.
That's a thing that's happening, right now, today.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
I know who it ain’t!
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I know who it ain’t!
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Somethings in the air cause… literally got nothing to do but daydream and plot 2026 adventures today 😮💨
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Somethings in the air cause… literally got nothing to do but daydream and plot 2026 adventures today 😮💨
Literally plotting on gear and technique all day lol.
Somethings in the air cause… literally got nothing to do but daydream and plot 2026 adventures today 😮💨
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Literally plotting on gear and technique all day lol.
Reposted by Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬
Europe sending troops and heavy military equipment to Greenland, Middle East governments acting like they expect a major attack on Iran any minute, and Trump is in the Oval Office with RFK Jr shilling raw milk. Totally normal Wednesday.
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Europe sending troops and heavy military equipment to Greenland, Middle East governments acting like they expect a major attack on Iran any minute, and Trump is in the Oval Office with RFK Jr shilling raw milk. Totally normal Wednesday.