All You Zombies was begging for a porn parody

Much love to everyone being extremely horny about the giant metal claw 💙

Also he built the trophy holding claw thing for the new Battlebots seasons which is 110% rad.

Not to be all Hunter S. Thompson waterline speech about a blogging website but it feels like something has been lost.

I love Tumblr but it's ambient nastiness is becoming too much. But like, the other day I made friends with a Serbian occultist and game developer that spends their time translating gravestones. That person doesn't exist outside of Tumblr.

alternatively they live underwater