Melfice
@melfice.bsky.social
I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
The absolute despondency I feel!
To wish to shake the hand of a person who doesn't exist.
To wish to shake the hand of a person who doesn't exist.
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The absolute despondency I feel!
To wish to shake the hand of a person who doesn't exist.
To wish to shake the hand of a person who doesn't exist.
I mean...
I'd be okay either way.
Just trying to set my level of expectations here.
I'd be okay either way.
Just trying to set my level of expectations here.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I mean...
I'd be okay either way.
Just trying to set my level of expectations here.
I'd be okay either way.
Just trying to set my level of expectations here.
Fair.
That's why you are the Map Men, and not me.
That's why you are the Map Men, and not me.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fair.
That's why you are the Map Men, and not me.
That's why you are the Map Men, and not me.
Is that a simplified version of the official north-south divide of the United Kingdom?
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Is that a simplified version of the official north-south divide of the United Kingdom?
I see the gun/grenade launcher on the back, but I can't stop imagining her baseball batting the grenades from her bandolier towards the enemy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I see the gun/grenade launcher on the back, but I can't stop imagining her baseball batting the grenades from her bandolier towards the enemy.
Haha!
What a silly question!
Am I okay?
Of course not!
But I'm not letting that stop me.
What a silly question!
Am I okay?
Of course not!
But I'm not letting that stop me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Haha!
What a silly question!
Am I okay?
Of course not!
But I'm not letting that stop me.
What a silly question!
Am I okay?
Of course not!
But I'm not letting that stop me.
Hey now!
As a man... I can only agree.
As a man... I can only agree.
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hey now!
As a man... I can only agree.
As a man... I can only agree.
Bluebrixx' model doesn't seem at the same scale.
But it does look like theirs looks better.
But it does look like theirs looks better.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bluebrixx' model doesn't seem at the same scale.
But it does look like theirs looks better.
But it does look like theirs looks better.
I'm sorry to hear about your upcoming divorce.
(I'm joking! I'm joking!)
(I'm joking! I'm joking!)
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm sorry to hear about your upcoming divorce.
(I'm joking! I'm joking!)
(I'm joking! I'm joking!)
Motherland by Rapalje.
There's no official release on disc (yet?), but I love this version by them.
youtu.be/QPWBPdp3qX8?...
There's no official release on disc (yet?), but I love this version by them.
youtu.be/QPWBPdp3qX8?...
Motherland - Rapalje (De Kring/ Roosendaal 28-02-2024)
YouTube video by Wendy van der Sande
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Motherland by Rapalje.
There's no official release on disc (yet?), but I love this version by them.
youtu.be/QPWBPdp3qX8?...
There's no official release on disc (yet?), but I love this version by them.
youtu.be/QPWBPdp3qX8?...
And once again the English commit crimes against the Scottish.
When will this oppression end!?
When will this oppression end!?
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And once again the English commit crimes against the Scottish.
When will this oppression end!?
When will this oppression end!?
You realize we expect future episodes to be fully in Dutch, as spoken by you two, right?
Kaartmannen!
Kaartmannen!
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You realize we expect future episodes to be fully in Dutch, as spoken by you two, right?
Kaartmannen!
Kaartmannen!
Check again!
The hack may not have gone through yet!
(That was obviously a joke. Thank you!)
The hack may not have gone through yet!
(That was obviously a joke. Thank you!)
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Check again!
The hack may not have gone through yet!
(That was obviously a joke. Thank you!)
The hack may not have gone through yet!
(That was obviously a joke. Thank you!)
John Travolta, arms half-raised, looking around.
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
John Travolta, arms half-raised, looking around.
GO CUDDLE THE CAPYBARAS! *
* Disclaimer: actually cuddling the capybaras will probably get you banned from the zoo.
* Disclaimer: actually cuddling the capybaras will probably get you banned from the zoo.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
GO CUDDLE THE CAPYBARAS! *
* Disclaimer: actually cuddling the capybaras will probably get you banned from the zoo.
* Disclaimer: actually cuddling the capybaras will probably get you banned from the zoo.
... Myth Busters it, and blow it to kingdom come?
But that would be a waste.
Are there any charities that would be willing to take it?
But that would be a waste.
Are there any charities that would be willing to take it?
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
... Myth Busters it, and blow it to kingdom come?
But that would be a waste.
Are there any charities that would be willing to take it?
But that would be a waste.
Are there any charities that would be willing to take it?
"Grim darkness"
*displays so much vibrancy and colour that it cancels out half the darkness from the entire setting*
*displays so much vibrancy and colour that it cancels out half the darkness from the entire setting*
September 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Grim darkness"
*displays so much vibrancy and colour that it cancels out half the darkness from the entire setting*
*displays so much vibrancy and colour that it cancels out half the darkness from the entire setting*