Melfice
@melfice.bsky.social
I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High...
Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song.
It's got that same vibe to it.
Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song.
It's got that same vibe to it.
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High...
Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song.
It's got that same vibe to it.
Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song.
It's got that same vibe to it.
They say honey is good for your health, right?
I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety.
Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead.
Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)
I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety.
Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead.
Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They say honey is good for your health, right?
I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety.
Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead.
Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)
I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety.
Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead.
Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)
Wat is dat Nieuw Van De Dag op SBS6 toch een openlijke rechtse propaganda programma.
Ik krijg er de kriebels van.
Ik krijg er de kriebels van.
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wat is dat Nieuw Van De Dag op SBS6 toch een openlijke rechtse propaganda programma.
Ik krijg er de kriebels van.
Ik krijg er de kriebels van.
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sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself
Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize.
Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace.
You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.
Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace.
You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize.
Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace.
You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.
Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace.
You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.
Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous!
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous!
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
Truth.
Speaking from experience as well.
Speaking from experience as well.
I know it's popular to say if Stephen Miller got laid and/or wasn't picked on in school he wouldn't be like he is. As someone who didn't get laid and got picked on in school I'm pretty sure there is something more deeply wrong with him than tough school days.
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Truth.
Speaking from experience as well.
Speaking from experience as well.
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This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
Slightly diminish a book
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Slightly diminish a book
I, Roomba
I, Roomba
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Slightly diminish a book
I, Roomba
I, Roomba
Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
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August 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Just a brief look into my stupid brain:
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
August 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just a brief look into my stupid brain:
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but...
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
August 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but...
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Criminals.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
(i follow a lot of bird accounts on IG, time for another bunch of photo studies)
🪅🦜
(i follow a lot of bird accounts on IG, time for another bunch of photo studies)
🪅🦜
July 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Criminals.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Casting Blade Ward as a Bard.
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Casting Blade Ward as a Bard.
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
So...
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So...
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
June 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM