Melanie Firth
@melfirth.bsky.social
If you don’t stand for something you fall for anything.
Only ever noticed one buff ref after he hand faced a yappy opposition manager when he was 4th official last season.
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Only ever noticed one buff ref after he hand faced a yappy opposition manager when he was 4th official last season.
Have an absolutely irrational dislike of Fabian Hurzeler, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough chap but he smirks… a lot & not in response to something funny, he does it when he’s talking mid sentence, like he’s farted or he just finds himself hilarious & can’t help himself, never trust a smirker #lufc
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Have an absolutely irrational dislike of Fabian Hurzeler, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough chap but he smirks… a lot & not in response to something funny, he does it when he’s talking mid sentence, like he’s farted or he just finds himself hilarious & can’t help himself, never trust a smirker #lufc
Done. Are we getting anything (new pod) between now & then to tide us over? Needy I know…
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Done. Are we getting anything (new pod) between now & then to tide us over? Needy I know…
How can anyone doubt this king of sass…
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How can anyone doubt this king of sass…
Halloween (tat) decoration shopping today look at the total on my receipt 🎃💀👻
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Halloween (tat) decoration shopping today look at the total on my receipt 🎃💀👻
Top craic in the presser
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Top craic in the presser
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc
Latest iPhone has a new camera “slider” button on the side, here’s a selection of photos I’ve accidentally taken by just grabbing my phone, might do an exhibition.
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Latest iPhone has a new camera “slider” button on the side, here’s a selection of photos I’ve accidentally taken by just grabbing my phone, might do an exhibition.
Amazon seem to have turned on the Mrs Doyle algorithm… 5 days straight asking me if I want some tea. (Reader I have not purchased anything remotely tea related recently).
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Amazon seem to have turned on the Mrs Doyle algorithm… 5 days straight asking me if I want some tea. (Reader I have not purchased anything remotely tea related recently).
Hearing from my sauces he’s had his foot amputated.
September 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hearing from my sauces he’s had his foot amputated.
We were great, deserved the win, settle for the draw. Bournemouth… they ain’t all that… nice to see The Chief (gutted I missed Giles) #lufc
September 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We were great, deserved the win, settle for the draw. Bournemouth… they ain’t all that… nice to see The Chief (gutted I missed Giles) #lufc
It’s an LUFC version of this
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It’s an LUFC version of this
Unauthorised Projections…
September 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Unauthorised Projections…
Fellow plant serial killer… my niece bought me this book & a plant for Christmas… which I subsequently murdered regardless.
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fellow plant serial killer… my niece bought me this book & a plant for Christmas… which I subsequently murdered regardless.
System of a Down & Leeds United ticketing queues decided to act in unison & of course they both gave me “my turn” at exactly the same moment… bit intense #lufc
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
System of a Down & Leeds United ticketing queues decided to act in unison & of course they both gave me “my turn” at exactly the same moment… bit intense #lufc
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
September 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
Listened to the game, didn’t open social media until I’d watched the highlights… blah, blah, blah… we deserved a point, we were solid, it’ll click upfront 🤞🏻 fuck Lady Luck (she’s a scum fan) & fuck whatever supernatural force made that ball go in the net. Darlow was class #lufc
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Listened to the game, didn’t open social media until I’d watched the highlights… blah, blah, blah… we deserved a point, we were solid, it’ll click upfront 🤞🏻 fuck Lady Luck (she’s a scum fan) & fuck whatever supernatural force made that ball go in the net. Darlow was class #lufc
