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Melanie Firth
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If you don’t stand for something you fall for anything.
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If it’s not called And Another Thing don’t bother
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pringles for Rodon… genuinely unnerved me when he smiles, looks like a different person #lufc
Joe Rodon named Leeds United’s AMT Auto Player of the Month for October - Leeds United
www.leedsunited.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Have an absolutely irrational dislike of Fabian Hurzeler, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough chap but he smirks… a lot & not in response to something funny, he does it when he’s talking mid sentence, like he’s farted or he just finds himself hilarious & can’t help himself, never trust a smirker #lufc
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social I think you need to tap the sign for Bluesky…
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ooooo a none match day post for the Bluesky posse #lufc
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Halloween (tat) decoration shopping today look at the total on my receipt 🎃💀👻
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ffs #lufc
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Farke Parker derby” don’t subscribe to the must win thing, I’m more should/could, but I won’t be building an effigy of anyone if Burnley manage to bore us into a draw or even sneak a win, they’re far more desperate for a win than we are, stay calm & do our thing #lufc
a man says let 's go do what we do while talking to another man
ALT: a man says let 's go do what we do while talking to another man
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
#lufc 🦚
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Top craic in the presser
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Did he win a tube of Pringles? #lufc
October 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Latest iPhone has a new camera “slider” button on the side, here’s a selection of photos I’ve accidentally taken by just grabbing my phone, might do an exhibition.
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How much football is too much football… #lufc
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Amazon seem to have turned on the Mrs Doyle algorithm… 5 days straight asking me if I want some tea. (Reader I have not purchased anything remotely tea related recently).
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Who’s the bastard, who’s the bastard in the fluorescent yellow shirt… we held our own again #lufc
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s proper minging out there, do they sell that big Farke coat (sleeping bag with arms) in the club shop? Tempted… #lufc
a person in a blue shirt is standing in front of a white car with the words " it 's a little windy " above them
ALT: a person in a blue shirt is standing in front of a white car with the words " it 's a little windy " above them
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
To be fair to Ampadu this is exactly how I greet my good friends when I see them at work… Ey up Tyler indeed #lufc
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
We were great, deserved the win, settle for the draw. Bournemouth… they ain’t all that… nice to see The Chief (gutted I missed Giles) #lufc
September 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Potter gone from West Ham… #lufc
September 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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There's a lot of nice liberal folk on here who make nice, liberal points. But:

1. If you believe vaccines cause autism - you are a cunt
2. If you believe people on the autistic spectrum are somehow less human and valuable than you because of their condition - you are a cunt.

Thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Are the Bournemouth crowd ok? They all seem heavily sedated apart from the prick with the drum #lufc
September 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM