I'm just thinking about a fever you can't sweat out and how I write sins is probably the weakest song on the album but the only one everyone knows 😔

Hey Wegmans, are you okay? Is this a cry for help? Never is a strong word but I like the second half

The number of times I've almost been hit by a car speeding into a McDonald's drive thru. Weird but I'd have two nickels or whatever.

this is lovely work

Yesterday I froze 6 mini lasagnas and enough individual servings of sauce for 16 pasta meals! That plus my mac & cheese stash equals 31 dinners. It's so much better than regular meal prep because you don't have to eat the same thing every night unless you want to! Now I need a bigger freezer.

I've been using social media a lot less and meal prepping a lot more. It's a more productive use of my time but I'm just too nosey to stay away!

your eyes are, in fact, not on the prize if your one and only reaction to someone expressing grief about this election is "see, those idiot liberals, thinking voting works" rather than, oh I don't know, trying literally anything else.

christ i'm annoyed