🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸
@melibean.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. 35 PDX Hipster Trash. I draw eyeball monsters and geek out over pinball, anthology horror and pro wrestling. Taller in person Always smells good Shigeru Miyamoto won’t leave my house gf of @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social 💙 🔞
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I didn’t read the terms of service on the last switch update and now Shigeru Miyamoto is naked in my house breaking all of my old PlayStation games and shouting lewd and vulgar things at me and legally I just have to let him do it.
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
This's dumb if you don't like Juno's posts you can block or mute her, she's not doing anything wrong that deserves getting her posts basically turned off except for those who know how to shut off the stupid spam label filter

spam. oh you mean how this place brags about being able to share your work
junoryleejournalism.com
I am being targeted by @bsky.app for asking about the safety of myself and other trans users

@tylerfromtheinternet.com
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
@mayawest.online
@gorl.gay
@dell.bsky.social
@ianboudreau.com
@frecksandframes.fans

i am a transgender journalist and should be allowed to ask ?'s
my entire accont is spam now
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hard-drive.net
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
melibean.bsky.social
Never too pretty for public transit
melibean.bsky.social
I’ve been out of the house half an hour and I’ve only had 2 strange men try to get me into their car.

Being a woman rules
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melibean.bsky.social
Rat update.

Got two in the ground.

Properly buried with nice little headstones.
A rat grave.

A brick with an angel picture propped up against it A rat grave.

A brick with an angel picture propped up against it
melibean.bsky.social
Hanger said “no not that kind!”
melibean.bsky.social
He has all the charisma of an unskippable YouTube ad
melibean.bsky.social
I’m more of a Ganryu girl but Honda can hit it for sure
melibean.bsky.social
I’ll even let them throw me out of the ring or whatever, idgaf.

I just need my ass attacked by a specific type of athlete
melibean.bsky.social
Just a guy built like an appliance just snacking that shit until it’s raw
melibean.bsky.social
I need a sumo wrestler to hit my bare ass with rapid palm thrusts
melibean.bsky.social
If smug was carcinogenic his whole body would be a tumor
melibean.bsky.social
Tony Shalhoub is the only celebrity anyone has ever said I look like.
crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
don’t even @ me, i’m posting dark shalhoub
tony shalhoub in all black with a stache
melibean.bsky.social
@str1ctur3.bsky.social

Why does he look like a JJ and Snake Guy put on the porta earrings?
melibean.bsky.social
I just found out this guy exists and I already hate him and hope nothing good ever happens to him the rest of his life.
joshuajfriedman.com
What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...
melibean.bsky.social
I like Indeed because you can just apply for every single job that comes up and never get it.

It’s dope.

It’s like if Grindr was just profile pics.

Just a really cool fucking thing to interact with every day

Definitely doesn’t make me want to die by my own hand.
melibean.bsky.social
That was so fucking creepy and I hated it.
melibean.bsky.social
Really needing the mania part of Bi-Polar to kick in so I can feel feelings again