@melissa-ashleyy.bsky.social
For every lonely conservative man, stuck in a loveless marriage, I hope he realizes this is what he voted for:
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Southern Baptists To Debate Bans On Pornography, Same-Sex Marriage, And Women Pastors
The Southern Baptist Convention convenes in Dallas this week to consider resolutions on pornography, same sex marriage, and sports betting.
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June 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
For every lonely conservative man, stuck in a loveless marriage, I hope he realizes this is what he voted for:
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Things I had to do today as the office resident young person: explain Kendrick v Drake and why “They not like us” exists… and how the song might be catchy but even if you play the karaoke version everyone knows the words.
And yes … a room full of middle schoolers did in fact, know ALL THE WORDS.
And yes … a room full of middle schoolers did in fact, know ALL THE WORDS.
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June 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Things I had to do today as the office resident young person: explain Kendrick v Drake and why “They not like us” exists… and how the song might be catchy but even if you play the karaoke version everyone knows the words.
And yes … a room full of middle schoolers did in fact, know ALL THE WORDS.
And yes … a room full of middle schoolers did in fact, know ALL THE WORDS.
How come school districts have to present a balance budget but the federal government just like… doesn’t? #BigBeautifulBill
May 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How come school districts have to present a balance budget but the federal government just like… doesn’t? #BigBeautifulBill
Hey @mohelaofficial.bsky.social
If you can’t find my account information using my social security number or birthday how do you expect me to pay?
If you can’t find my account information using my social security number or birthday how do you expect me to pay?
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May 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hey @mohelaofficial.bsky.social
If you can’t find my account information using my social security number or birthday how do you expect me to pay?
If you can’t find my account information using my social security number or birthday how do you expect me to pay?
I can’t think of a reason why, as a public employee, I ever need to fill out another financial disclosure form ever again. Because no one has ever given me a plane
I will never forget that the week Qatar decided to bribe the president of the United States with a plane, CNN decided to focus on the age and health of an ex-president.
Shame.
Shame.
May 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can’t think of a reason why, as a public employee, I ever need to fill out another financial disclosure form ever again. Because no one has ever given me a plane
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Hot take on the most recent season of the #HandmaidsTale - June is incapable of making a single good decision
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hot take on the most recent season of the #HandmaidsTale - June is incapable of making a single good decision
Why are we still forcing potential professional athletes to use Twitter /X? I don’t know a single high school or college age kid that uses it.
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April 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why are we still forcing potential professional athletes to use Twitter /X? I don’t know a single high school or college age kid that uses it.
Okay - this is more than my New Jersey showing - when an NFL draft pick attends your district HS and gets drafted to the home team? Let’s talk about a dream come true for this kid! 🖤💚 #GoBirds
April 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Okay - this is more than my New Jersey showing - when an NFL draft pick attends your district HS and gets drafted to the home team? Let’s talk about a dream come true for this kid! 🖤💚 #GoBirds
Not included with your new American born 🇺🇸 baby:
- Paid family leave
- Affordable childcare
-Someone to fight against the complete monopoly the formula & diaper industries have
- A functional department of education
- The ability to afford college unless you are already in the elite class
- Paid family leave
- Affordable childcare
-Someone to fight against the complete monopoly the formula & diaper industries have
- A functional department of education
- The ability to afford college unless you are already in the elite class
The Trump administration is assessing ways to persuade women in the U.S. to have more children, as a movement grows on the right to reverse declining birthrates and push conservative family values. Some pitched ideas include cash baby bonuses and menstrual cycle classes. nyti.ms/4jh3UAR
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Not included with your new American born 🇺🇸 baby:
- Paid family leave
- Affordable childcare
-Someone to fight against the complete monopoly the formula & diaper industries have
- A functional department of education
- The ability to afford college unless you are already in the elite class
- Paid family leave
- Affordable childcare
-Someone to fight against the complete monopoly the formula & diaper industries have
- A functional department of education
- The ability to afford college unless you are already in the elite class
"Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don't need little changes, we need gigantic, monumental changes. Schools should be palaces. The competition for the best teachers should be fierce. They should be making six-figure salaries.
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don't need little changes, we need gigantic, monumental changes. Schools should be palaces. The competition for the best teachers should be fierce. They should be making six-figure salaries.
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Grateful that Gov. Shapiro and his family, and the Residence staff, escaped the fire at the Governor’s Residence last night. Horrified to learn it was an arson. Violence of this nature has no place in politics or public service.
April 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Grateful that Gov. Shapiro and his family, and the Residence staff, escaped the fire at the Governor’s Residence last night. Horrified to learn it was an arson. Violence of this nature has no place in politics or public service.
1-I once had an exec who I had to constantly correct their choice to say QRL instead of QR code, but thankfully it was never public
2- if I failed at media prep someone for this big a stage I’d be fired. OH WAIT I DID BECAUSE MY SUPERINTENDENT PRESENTED AT ASU+GSV
3- as the kids day, were cooked
2- if I failed at media prep someone for this big a stage I’d be fired. OH WAIT I DID BECAUSE MY SUPERINTENDENT PRESENTED AT ASU+GSV
3- as the kids day, were cooked
April 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
1-I once had an exec who I had to constantly correct their choice to say QRL instead of QR code, but thankfully it was never public
2- if I failed at media prep someone for this big a stage I’d be fired. OH WAIT I DID BECAUSE MY SUPERINTENDENT PRESENTED AT ASU+GSV
3- as the kids day, were cooked
2- if I failed at media prep someone for this big a stage I’d be fired. OH WAIT I DID BECAUSE MY SUPERINTENDENT PRESENTED AT ASU+GSV
3- as the kids day, were cooked
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BREAKING: In a reversal, all NOAA Research sites will now remain online with "no interruption in service," according to the agency. NOAA had previously moved to cancel the research division's cloud services contract.
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
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Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
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US Weather Agency to Preserve Research Websites in Reversal
The US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency will preserve access to websites tied to its research division, after previously moving to cancel a cloud web services contract that supports many of its...
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April 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
BREAKING: In a reversal, all NOAA Research sites will now remain online with "no interruption in service," according to the agency. NOAA had previously moved to cancel the research division's cloud services contract.
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Today actually feels like the perfect day to buy merch and support this Smithsonian
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April 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Today actually feels like the perfect day to buy merch and support this Smithsonian
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
CORY BOOKER - proud to be from New Jersey today!
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April 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
CORY BOOKER - proud to be from New Jersey today!
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Replace Chuck Schumer with Cory Booker.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Replace Chuck Schumer with Cory Booker.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
Is it just me , or has ChatGTP just made the trolliest of internet trolls even more insufferable? How do they even prompt?
“Hey chat, turn my racist, uneducated, opinionated rant about this topic and make me sound smart”
“Hey chat, turn my racist, uneducated, opinionated rant about this topic and make me sound smart”
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March 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is it just me , or has ChatGTP just made the trolliest of internet trolls even more insufferable? How do they even prompt?
“Hey chat, turn my racist, uneducated, opinionated rant about this topic and make me sound smart”
“Hey chat, turn my racist, uneducated, opinionated rant about this topic and make me sound smart”
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1. Remember, you morons, the Internet is written in indelible ink 2. Chief Moron Mike Waltz set the Signal group texts to disappear in 4 weeks www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/u...
Judge Moves to Prevent Hegseth, Waltz and Others From Deleting Houthi Texts
Judge James E. Boasberg said top officials, including the defense secretary, the national security adviser and the secretary of state, must preserve the messages they exchanged.
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March 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
1. Remember, you morons, the Internet is written in indelible ink 2. Chief Moron Mike Waltz set the Signal group texts to disappear in 4 weeks www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/u...
Lord, please bless the principal that just texted me a screen recording of a video, that went from landscape to portrait mode… you’ll get it next time #schoolpr
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March 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Lord, please bless the principal that just texted me a screen recording of a video, that went from landscape to portrait mode… you’ll get it next time #schoolpr
I’m going to add reporters to every group chat and see how long it takes me to get fired 😂
The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m going to add reporters to every group chat and see how long it takes me to get fired 😂
