Melissa Stetten
@melissastetten.bsky.social
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LA via Kalamazoo. Retired model. Trying to finish writing a book but I have ADHD & a child. Web Crawlers. Pistol Shrimps 🏀
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Congrats to the new king of late night Greg Gutfeld
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Shazam’d Wonderwall at the Oasis concert last night
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(this is a joke about how the clippers don’t have any firsts to give until like 2035)
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What are they gonna do? Take away all the Clippers first round draft picks?
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Good morning and **YIKES***
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my fav thing about having a 2 year old is when she screams I WANT NEW ELBOWS and looks at u like you’re insane cuz you don’t understand what she means
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yes of course I requested Sherri Papini’s book from the library
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should I buy the jelly sandals all the girls are wearing or should I just stick my foot in a blender
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u love to see it
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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
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finally read Project Hail Mary and I loved it so much it’s become one of my fav books of all time does that make me basic
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it’s so much worse than I thought. I just finished the book which I liked but that movie gets 2 thumbs down from me
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The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.
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Watching the 1998 movie Sphere based on the Michael Crichton novel on Tubi AMA
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today I learned about Lafufus from my 9 year old niece which are counterfeit Labubus. I love living in 2025
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Excited for the Clippers to win the 2014 championship!
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FROM SHAMS:

Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.
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FROM SHAMS: Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.
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thinking about getting really into overnight oats
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it’s Hell week in LA for ppl with babies & pets (fireworks)
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firing missiles at each other is such boy behavior