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Gratuitous hamster picture post for your mind healing pleasure.
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
idk if I can watch this season of handmaids tale bc June didn’t kill Serena within the first five minutes and to me that’s unacceptable
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
AI art bros post “you designers are gonna lose your jobs bc look at how chatgpt followed this prompt” and then it’s just the most dogshit graphic you’ve ever seen
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
every man that goes on love is blind is “socially liberal but fiscally conservative” 😑 (not possible, by the way)
March 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
when you say “hey siri” and then the bubble comes up so you start asking your question and then she interrupts you with that “😀uh-huh? 😀” ….bitch
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
already too much wicked on #theoscars and I’m 5 minutes in
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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pile of Mareep
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
me yelling at britney at the end of this weeks episode of traitors
February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I would love to see the Singles Inferno commentators watch an episode of Too Hot To Handle
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
thinking about sza 🥵
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
certified president? certified pedophile- WOP WOP WOP WOP 🕺🏻 #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
@benstiller.redhour.com is it too late to beg you to not make helly get pregnant 😭 #severance
February 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
pucky ❄️
February 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Alex and I have agreed to not hit skip on any music for the entire road trip, 4 hours and change til home and idk if I can do it anymore man. Rawdogging your own playlist makes you really judge yourself
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
when I take the first bite of macaroni from chicken guy I literally ascend into the clouds and see god
February 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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film still #32

Goats

#severance

photo credit:
Trudy Buck
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
when my partner came home I was lying in the dark with my ipad on dual screen, watching people open pokemon cards on one half and a 3 hour theological debate on the other. he sighed and said “the dichotomy of man”
February 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
new game: Two Puths and a Lie. I play two Charlie Puth songs and one Shawn Mendes song and you have to decide which is which. It’s impossible.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
absolutely wild that I have to manually find all my friends on here one by one
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM